Andrew Jordan

Imagine it as I rekindle the joy that was Leroy Jenkins once a week for the rest of time.

a man in a red shirt is touching a woman 's head Alt: Commander William Riker sits down in a chair opposite a woman in a public place, he sits in his textbook style of mounting the chair by swinging his giant legs over the backrest like a champ

I'm in.

I realise now that sitting in my conservatory with the windows and doors open playing ACNH may have been an error of judgement on my part. I think even my neighbours who put up with my nonsense will be put off by me singing the "give me all your juicy wood" song while I chop trees.

I'm getting on better with the Switch joycon cradle but it's still a little small and awkward. I also just stretched Nooks Cranny so, make of that what you will.

Fuck I ruined it, sorry

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

It looks so good!

Play Starship Simulator Demo on GeForce NOW Play your own library of PC and free-to-play games you love.

The Starship Simulator Demo is now available on GeForce Now!
It's taken a while to get it all sorted, but we are so happy to finally be able to show the game to Mac users :)

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Have fun!
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Anything with an ocean gets extra marks with me anyway.

Last night I learned I can play Windwaker on the Switch and now I am giddy with excitement, it's one of the few Nintendo games I played over the years and I remember falling deeply in love with its vibrant world.

Pokémon Pokopia is out today, but it already has its first limited-time event, with three cute Pokémon only available for a two-week window this month www.eurogamer.net/pokemon-poko...

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 9 is shirtless and sitting in a chair with a ridiculously chiselled physique.

I play games for the plot Dan!

The plot.

The games industry is obsessed with data and market trends. It's not even about this genre vs that, or single player vs live service. The suits in charge need to reconnect with the thing that players actually want:

A dude who's insanely fucking hot.

You deserved a little treat! Enjoy.

Every night

I really need to disable the chat button on the Switch 2, I press it a lot instead of home.

A picture of Tom Nook from Animal Crossing New Horizons, he is standing at a microphone in the town square with the dialogue "Oho! Would you believe it? Today's news... Is that there isn't any news!"

I fucking wish this was the case Tom, I really do.

40,000 wishlists for The Road of Dust and Sorrow! 🌖❤️

We’re beyond proud to be on this journey with the team. They’ve been working incredibly hard on Chapter 2 (it’s huge!), and seeing this much love from the community is the best motivation.

Big things are coming. Stay tuned!

Unrelated to me being uncomfortable with human beings but also kind of related. I think I've fought the earbuds thing for long enough and now must concede, I love my wired headphones for drowning out people but they're not convenient.

I don't like being as cynical/skeptical as I am sometimes but honestly people make me uneasy.

a white orb covered in black speckles and spots rests on a dark sofa cushion. the left side is a dalmatian’s face, tucked in toward her haunches with her thin tail wrapped up to hug her face. she is looking at the camera with one sleepy brown eye.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

The AI guys are not our best and brightest

Fuck. I have to put clothes on and get groceries today.

There are several loud ass bumblebees bopping about this morning. I guess winter is on the way out.

Any volunteers to aggressively choke me to sleep?

I could be asleep but instead, Buffy.

I am just now learning about N64 games on the switch 2 and I am ROCK HARD.

I still haven't played any games tonight, I instead ended up consuming a bunch of poking men content now I'm poke horny.

I'm sure of it but my goodness does it feels nice in my paws, it's so smooth and clean.