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Andrew Jordan

@ajordanxiii.bsky.social

Former creative designer, photographer. Certified master cocksman. 50% caffeine 50% awesome and 100% sarcastic. I enjoy videogames for reasons and I've been called the Temu Pedro Pascal. Sometimes a play pretend for people.

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02.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I socialised and I think even remote hang outs can be good for the brain brr.

02.11.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

species that give good hugs

02.11.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Oh no, that is so awful. Sending thots and prayers in this trying time, I can only imagine how rough it must be on the couch, playing some BF and being forced to get rid of that candy like that. I'm so sorry. ๐Ÿซ‚

02.11.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh it legit works with so many things, even a simple cheese toasty/grilled cheese made with it is fucking delightful.

02.11.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funnily enough I made some jalapeno sour dough to have with it, we love a good baker.

02.11.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't often brag about my cooking, it's against my nature but I do make a fucking good chilli.

02.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So in an attempt to pull my brain from the well of despair I made a cauldron of chilli today, all fresh ingredients and slow cooked throughout the day and good gravy was it delicious and I have enough for the entire next week and some more.

02.11.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

01.11.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6632    ๐Ÿ” 2791    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 115

Hey my favourite bard is getting her other bionic hip this week! Please drop her some dosh via ko-fi or PayPal to help with meals, etc while she's in recovery? She also has a wishlist on @throne.com

throne.com/theoperageek

01.11.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are two kinds of gays on halloween and unfortunately I am both of them

01.11.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 277    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Arc Raiders

01.11.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of all the breakout hit games this year - most of them indies - how many were made using AI?

Fucking none?

01.11.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm genuinely disheartened seeing people in the industry hyping up a game that uses ai to replace artists this last week, while countless jobs are being culled under the weight of capitalism in their own industry and they celebrate a game using ai, it just feels ghoulish.

01.11.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With regards to other people in the industry fawning over it yes, because it tells me they're ok with AI replacing artists when it suits them and that is a big let down.

01.11.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will say, it has made unfollowing people nice and easy when I see someone wanking off over arc raiders.

01.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you die each time you go through a transporter

01.11.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 271    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Proud of you, my most recent back pain was caused by a sneeze while lying down. It's a wild ride as the meat suit starts to fail as we age.

01.11.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Hunger A horror

For Halloween I've published Part I of a new two-part horror story unlike anything I've ever put online before. It's violent, gross and sexually explicit about organ meats, among other things.

Read at your own risk, or don't!

medium.com/@leighalexan...

31.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Of course there are a whole bunch of fireworks displays going on tonight, I'm sure they're entirely necessary. I'd like to turn humans off at the wall for a while now please.

01.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok I'm done ranting, but I'm still very disappointed in a lot of people I wrongfully assumed would be anti ai when it came to replacing artists. Anyway, let's have a cuppa and touch some grass, or watch Twin Peaks.

01.11.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see so many people rallying against ai but you can't pick and choose your anti artistic theft/replacement battler because title X gives you brain go brrr tingles.

01.11.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been genuinely disheartened by the worryingly high number of industry people I've seen excited about a game that openly uses ai to substitute artists. If this is what y'all are about then no wonder the industry is collapsing under the weight of capitalism. Ghouls.

01.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please watch this, I was so nervous planning my this that we werenโ€™t going to get anything and the trip would be a waste BUT BOY WERE THOSE FEARS UNFOUNDED, we go so much stuff that we had to leave EARLYโ€ฆ and then we investigated our studio after ๐Ÿ‘€

31.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We just hit 50,000 wishlists on Steam and over 30,000 demo downloads! ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ’š

Our cozy game began with hikes in the Cevennes and a rescued baby boar. And we are so happy that so many of you are supporting us!

#screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #cozygame

01.11.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Spent the afternoon with my ex gaming husband inside me and it was delightful. He's still terrible at communication or basic spatial awareness but we chuckled a lot.

01.11.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A digital drawing of the main protagonist from silent hill f.

A digital drawing of the main protagonist from silent hill f.

Happy Halloween! ๐ŸŽƒ

To celebrate this scary day and from recently finishing silent hill f, hereโ€™s some artwork I was inspired to create. โ™ฅ๏ธ

31.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It could be the opioids in my system or the general mental disconnect but I have really enjoyed seeing everyone's ween costume posts today, we need more whimsy and joy in this timeline when we can muster it.

31.10.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gather round and listen to our spooky silly sketch show special!

31.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry I should have been more specific, I'm dressing up as slutty "railed in a sundress".

Excuse my error.

31.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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