I have a vision of Carlitos on his parents sofa with his feet up watching his competitors dying on court in Shanghai. He chuckles with that accent of his:
โWell, this is great, to be honest. Not gonna lie.โ
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I have a vision of Carlitos on his parents sofa with his feet up watching his competitors dying on court in Shanghai. He chuckles with that accent of his:
โWell, this is great, to be honest. Not gonna lie.โ
Medvedev throwing tantrums every two points, eight limbs flailing in every directions at once, while Tien doesn't even have a full facial expression will never not be funny. Who do we pay to make sure they're in the same half of every draw forever.
08.10.2025 15:27 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs so totally nuts itโs clearly meta at some level I canโt even comprehend. All I know is I want more. That said, I very much doubt they do. ๐๐
08.10.2025 15:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh my god. Emergency services on standby.
08.10.2025 15:32 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Every now and then total masochism delivers in spades. Hats off to Daniil Medvedev. He left the torture chamber smiling.
08.10.2025 15:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tienvedev is Sincaraz without winners.
08.10.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Their matches are becoming the stuff of legend. Every meeting one giant brutal rally to the death. Absolutely riveting.
08.10.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have a trad feral wife. Itโs the sameโฆbut different.
08.10.2025 14:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dudes in a death spiral. At some point all those losses searching for form become scar tissue. Taking a real break is always the brave and right thing to do.
08.10.2025 14:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Time is on your side. ๐
08.10.2025 13:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs almost physically painful to watch. Unless the player has the power to hit through the other itโs last man standing. Medvedev and Tien could be out there for the rest of their natural lives. ๐๐
08.10.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Some of these Tien/Medvedev rallies are insane. Literal endurance chess.
08.10.2025 13:21 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0True. At least most of his crazies are directed inwards nowadays. That said, 31-20 is pretty poor. Hence the drop out of the top 10. As you can tell, Iโm not entirely a believer. Amazing talent butโฆyeah.
08.10.2025 13:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tien needs to do a De Minaur. Bulk up a bit, put on some muscle. Just 10-15% more power and all that technique and courtcraft is really going to sing.
08.10.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tien/Medvedev is becoming one of my favourite matchups.
08.10.2025 12:53 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Rune? Dude has 31-20 WL this year. That brain is more fried than ever. ๐
07.10.2025 15:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0His collection of Oscars and Emmyโs is unprecedented in the modern game.
07.10.2025 15:18 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I see the First Gentleman of the Serbian Theatre is taking another star turn. ๐
07.10.2025 14:30 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0โA great player but also a great actorโ
Jimmy Arias
You might well be right. Itโs been a lingering doubt of mine for a while. I mean look at Rune. That temperament has not improved an inch since he arrived.
07.10.2025 15:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Very dodgy temperament. But damn sheโs young. When she calms down a bit sheโs gonna be real scary good.
07.10.2025 13:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Yes. Arthur asked for a court so slow that you have to kill your self and your family in a million percent humidity to win a single point. And they gave it to him because heโs the biggest star in the world. I mean, what other explanation could there be?
06.10.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I canโt see them without Neil. Like Zep without Bonzo. Justโฆcanโt.
06.10.2025 15:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0According to Zverev he lost because his opponent was designed to advantage Alcaraz and Sinner.
06.10.2025 13:41 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ADF and Medvedev are literally walking out there in a million degrees to fight to stay in the top 20. Damn.
06.10.2025 13:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So there was no Alcaraz, Sinner lost and you STILL didnโt win???
06.10.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0It was the court. It was too fast, too slow, or too medium for him to win.
06.10.2025 13:08 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Me too. Such a smart player and seems like a good guy. But like De Minaur very slight of build, with the limitations that come with it.
06.10.2025 13:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Carlitos has made some pretty smart decisions in his short career. But skipping the horrorshow sauna of Shanghai is right up there.
06.10.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tien, like Jerry Shang, is a player I really enjoy watching. Not sure they have the muscle for the top 10, though.
06.10.2025 12:15 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0