So…Russian tennis players are stranded in Dubai because Dubai is being bombed by Russia’s ally, Iran. Meanwhile the rest of the tour is in America which is Russia’s ally and is bombing Iran, Russia’s ally.
Can we just skip to the fucking clay season!?
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I once made that point to a Christian. They lost their shit. Our dominion over the other species is explicitly stated in the Bible. Because, y’know, because religion is all about peace and love. As long as you’re the right species and worship the right fictional supernatural entity.
03.03.2026 12:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I admire its focus and precision (and, to a certain extent, nostalgia) buuuut I was all aboard for the lavish expansiveness of Village. Feeling a bit of a come down, tbh.
28.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Absolutely. Trouble is if the withdrawal is last minute the SF loser is probably on a plane somewhere…
28.02.2026 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So a paedophile fascist teams up with a genocidal fascist to bomb theocratic fascists.
So much for human fucking progress.
Holy shit. 🤷🏻♂️
27.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Huh. Was Medvedev brilliant or was Felix crap?
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The Top 25 Matches of the Century (so far) according to us.
www.thesecondserve.com/the-top-25-m...
Wow. What a read. Was an emotional wreck by the end. So many memories. Love the choice of that match not THAT match for #1. Bravo.
26.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The world is drowning
in shit but Zverev lost and that’s a rock to cling to.
The zone is flooded with shit. All the shit. An indescribable amount of shit.
26.02.2026 10:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a Dutch tennis player that actually looks like they’re enjoying playing tennis?
25.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just a vibe. 🤷🏻♂️
25.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No judgement but I’m 100% convinced Rublev is a virgin.
25.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Wasn’t it Tsitsipas who said “ I congratulate him on beating me with such limited tools”. 😂😂
25.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Funny because as I remember it before he was ‘tired’ he lost the first two sets.
25.02.2026 10:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It won’t. How could it be? But we’ll always have those times with the professor. And Anika is damn fine.
24.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my god. What a thrill. And what a birthday prez!!
24.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve stopped watching Parks. So good. So bad. Unbearable.
23.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yesss collect his taxes Sebi
22.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0To this day the funniest thing anyone has said about a tennis player. It’s all I can see every time Korda walks on court.
22.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I used to think of curling like I do golf -- a relaxing pseudo-sport to watch on a Sunday afternoon when I was nursing a hangover. Now that I'm older, I realize it's some kind of demonic ice chess to spill the blood of your enemies. 💪🥌🇨🇦😬😵💫 #Olympics
21.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Post of the day. 😂👍🏻
22.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing detective work! Though WTF TennisTV were doing there is…🤷🏻♂️
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So the most talented player that ever lived is…getting better.
Genuinely alarming.
Carlitos is… beyond human words.
21.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Because no one knows games like some AI corpo. 😐
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For the past three seasons, it's been more struggle than smooth sailing for Iga Swiatek, says @owensports.bsky.social
www.thesecondserve.com/iga-swiatek-...
Absolutely brilliant piece.
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