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Games journo turned TV writer. Tennis aficionado. Metalhead. Recovering philosopher.

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I have a vision of Carlitos on his parents sofa with his feet up watching his competitors dying on court in Shanghai. He chuckles with that accent of his:

โ€œWell, this is great, to be honest. Not gonna lie.โ€

08.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medvedev throwing tantrums every two points, eight limbs flailing in every directions at once, while Tien doesn't even have a full facial expression will never not be funny. Who do we pay to make sure they're in the same half of every draw forever.

08.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so totally nuts itโ€™s clearly meta at some level I canโ€™t even comprehend. All I know is I want more. That said, I very much doubt they do. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

08.10.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god. Emergency services on standby.

08.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every now and then total masochism delivers in spades. Hats off to Daniil Medvedev. He left the torture chamber smiling.

08.10.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tienvedev is Sincaraz without winners.

08.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Their matches are becoming the stuff of legend. Every meeting one giant brutal rally to the death. Absolutely riveting.

08.10.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a trad feral wife. Itโ€™s the sameโ€ฆbut different.

08.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dudes in a death spiral. At some point all those losses searching for form become scar tissue. Taking a real break is always the brave and right thing to do.

08.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time is on your side. ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s almost physically painful to watch. Unless the player has the power to hit through the other itโ€™s last man standing. Medvedev and Tien could be out there for the rest of their natural lives. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

08.10.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of these Tien/Medvedev rallies are insane. Literal endurance chess.

08.10.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. At least most of his crazies are directed inwards nowadays. That said, 31-20 is pretty poor. Hence the drop out of the top 10. As you can tell, Iโ€™m not entirely a believer. Amazing talent butโ€ฆyeah.

08.10.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tien needs to do a De Minaur. Bulk up a bit, put on some muscle. Just 10-15% more power and all that technique and courtcraft is really going to sing.

08.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tien/Medvedev is becoming one of my favourite matchups.

08.10.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rune? Dude has 31-20 WL this year. That brain is more fried than ever. ๐Ÿ˜‚

07.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His collection of Oscars and Emmyโ€™s is unprecedented in the modern game.

07.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see the First Gentleman of the Serbian Theatre is taking another star turn. ๐Ÿ˜„

07.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œA great player but also a great actorโ€

Jimmy Arias

07.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might well be right. Itโ€™s been a lingering doubt of mine for a while. I mean look at Rune. That temperament has not improved an inch since he arrived.

07.10.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very dodgy temperament. But damn sheโ€™s young. When she calms down a bit sheโ€™s gonna be real scary good.

07.10.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes. Arthur asked for a court so slow that you have to kill your self and your family in a million percent humidity to win a single point. And they gave it to him because heโ€™s the biggest star in the world. I mean, what other explanation could there be?

06.10.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t see them without Neil. Like Zep without Bonzo. Justโ€ฆcanโ€™t.

06.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to Zverev he lost because his opponent was designed to advantage Alcaraz and Sinner.

06.10.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ADF and Medvedev are literally walking out there in a million degrees to fight to stay in the top 20. Damn.

06.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So there was no Alcaraz, Sinner lost and you STILL didnโ€™t win???

06.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was the court. It was too fast, too slow, or too medium for him to win.

06.10.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too. Such a smart player and seems like a good guy. But like De Minaur very slight of build, with the limitations that come with it.

06.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carlitos has made some pretty smart decisions in his short career. But skipping the horrorshow sauna of Shanghai is right up there.

06.10.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tien, like Jerry Shang, is a player I really enjoy watching. Not sure they have the muscle for the top 10, though.

06.10.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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