He P’d himself.
10.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He P’d himself.
10.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fritz is perpetually mid.
Ballsy from Michelson. Kid hung tough.
Don’t want to be callous but had enough of Andreeva crying. It’s every darned match.
09.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Siniakova and Michelson totally goating…
09.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Checks IW scores…
Gosh. Some weird shit going down today. 👀
Serious quality. Love the kid. I want great things for him and Fils. And I think they’ll do it.
09.03.2026 12:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The comms were like ‘oh look it’s the legendary philanthropist and tennis lover Bill Gates!’
The world we live in. 😐
If it makes you feel
any better a friend told me recently that I’d ’matured like milk’.
It’s not a you problem it’s a species problem. Headphones are the only known answer.
08.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He did not. He’s gained maybe 10% all round. Another 10% and he’ll be the American Man Most Likely to Win a Slam™️
08.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Seated for Learner. Cool kid. Cool player.
💀 to MAGA goon
Just tuning in now after a weekend of social things. All I ask is that someone I dislike gets publicly torched.
08.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“We’re making a movie not catering to the insanity of a bunch of Christian Nationalist fuckwits”
Fixed it.
There’s a bunch of players I can’t stand this evening. Tauson, Zverev, Cirstea, Shelton…
Wishing them a spectacular exit.
It was an interesting presser. He also said that some umpires know nothing about tennis. 👀
08.03.2026 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Clean and serene from the Tangerine Dream™️.
08.03.2026 01:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In believe he’s now sponsored by an alien crystal hovering above the pyramid of Giza. Either that or RFK Jr.
07.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gets home from dinner and sees that Fonseca won and Diallo has new hair AGAIN.
Life is good.
If ever I have trouble sleeping I just watch Felix’s serve ritual…
07.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Also from Bill:
“Away slight man!”
King of the diss.
Hard to imagine two more different players than Gael and FAA.
I’m totally a Gael guy.
May those clowns serve each other to death.
06.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So entirely aligned with the American government then.
06.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re not wrong. 😂👍🏻
06.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A bi tournament?
06.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😂😂
06.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All I want is for the world to stop being a pile of steaming shit and for Zverev to lose.
Is that really too much to ask?
Which is all a distraction from the pointless agony of human consciousness. It’s been a rough ride these last 100’000 years.
06.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s pronounced ‘shit stain’.
06.03.2026 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Different style to be sure. But that phat power and precision delivery was soooo the thing for British Steel.
06.03.2026 11:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0