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Butlerian Jihadist. Tech whinging, ham radio, weirdo metal.

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Evergreen -

31.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Last Days of Mankind, by Necrosferatul 7 track album

Today's spooky jams - the "black metal is surf music" argument is officially proven correct by Necrosferatul - necrosferatul.bandcamp.com/album/the-la....

31.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sheogorath, as depicted in The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim. Looking quite dapper in an orange and purple suit.

Sheogorath, as depicted in The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim. Looking quite dapper in an orange and purple suit.

That’s actually really interesting, but the simplest explanation is still that Peterson is just Sheogorath, the god of madness.

31.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh no, they just presented that with a "Guthrie said" and no further comment. That's about as cowardly as it gets.

30.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And it's not a bad thing, that's literally THE GIFT OF ILUVATAR

29.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Legally changes his name from J. Jay Armes to Jay J. Armes. Legendary.

24.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Live free or die" state, huh

24.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely incredible photography, go look at these today.

23.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of the related problems with this bed are wild -

"What goes too far in my opinion, is allowing all of Eight Sleep’s engineers to remotely SSH into every customer’s bed and run arbitrary code"

from trufflesecurity.com/blog/removin...

22.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?"

21.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A T Shirt saying "Mr. FucK ICE" in the style of Mr. Cool Ice's tattoos

A T Shirt saying "Mr. FucK ICE" in the style of Mr. Cool Ice's tattoos

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A local tattoo shop dropped this woke variant a few months ago:

21.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
AE_LOUISVILLE_181025 // Autechre - Portal - Louisville, KY (2025-10-18)
YouTube video by reducedtorubble AE_LOUISVILLE_181025 // Autechre - Portal - Louisville, KY (2025-10-18)

Unreal that this is already out there, hopefully won't be taken down before we all can listen!

youtu.be/-o7uiV2GHfM

21.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I wish Snow Crash would stop coming true.

21.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dress for the job you want (Dracula); not the job you have (Office Manager at a Credit Union).

20.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

First time for me, I've been a fan for 26 years and counting!

20.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

18.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3300    πŸ” 1084    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 27

Marched for #nokings, ate some delicious tacos (cochinita pibil is life changing), and got to see a bucket list band, Autechre, play at Portal Louisville. Hell of a Saturday if I may say so myself.

19.10.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a new Perturbator out and the BandCamp page... completely matches my custom console colors?

16.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Partner and I were just talking about this last night when a movie we'd enjoyed was 6.8 on IMDB and 81% on Rotten Tomatoes and I'd never seen any writing about it before today

16.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those EYES

16.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a quote - How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod?

People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

Screenshot of a quote - How do you feel about becoming a political lightning rod? People occasionally just flip [me] off or whatever, but nobody's come up to me and tried to make a statement about anything. Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

One of the best editor's notes I've ever witnessed in the new Wired article about Cybertruck owners, just flawless

www.wired.com/story/owning...

16.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been so dark and blustery this week that I've just been listening to Paysage d'Hiver on repeat and loving it

paysagedhiver.bandcamp.com/album/die-be...

14.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Our judges would also accept: "Whoa-o Black Betty, Rambutan"

14.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When Mike Johnson or another national leader repeatedly claims they haven’t seen relevant things in the news, an appropriate reporter reaction would be β€œHoly cow, how do you not know?!? How can you do your job without knowing what’s happening? What are you doing to fix your β€˜not knowing’ problem?”

13.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1736    πŸ” 440    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 16
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I think everyone should get one free PIT maneuver per year

12.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My god.

11.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Verse 1]
Right-wing theocracy maintaining inequality
Have organized politically to uphold traditional hierarchies
Between rich and poor, black and white
Wanting homosexuals out of sight
And conventional marriage between a woman and a man
Increasing political pressure until abortion is banned
Because killing is bad, but guns are good
For slaying doctors just like Jesus would
Or arming Christian soldiers for the next crusade
Killing all the heathens that won't be saved
Protecting us from immigrants and perverted sexual deviants
A world of mindless Christians is what they want
Carrying out their modern-day witch-hunt

[Chorus]
Falwell, Robertson and Kennedy are defining immortality
They're bashing sexuality and cashing in on bigotry
Modern day witch-hunt

Verse 1] Right-wing theocracy maintaining inequality Have organized politically to uphold traditional hierarchies Between rich and poor, black and white Wanting homosexuals out of sight And conventional marriage between a woman and a man Increasing political pressure until abortion is banned Because killing is bad, but guns are good For slaying doctors just like Jesus would Or arming Christian soldiers for the next crusade Killing all the heathens that won't be saved Protecting us from immigrants and perverted sexual deviants A world of mindless Christians is what they want Carrying out their modern-day witch-hunt [Chorus] Falwell, Robertson and Kennedy are defining immortality They're bashing sexuality and cashing in on bigotry Modern day witch-hunt

[Verse 2]
The Christian Reconstructionists are acting as the catalysts
Grooming young activists to become Christian fundamentalists
Convincing with every medium that can lend a hand
That the youth should serve God's divine plan
So that "Biblical law" can be set in place
And their bigoted morals must be embraced
That's the Christian coalition's resolution
To transform every home into God's institution
With a kitchen for women and a closet for gays
And a man in charge to make sure that's where they stay
And if they don't comply, there's always domestic violence
To keep women subordinate, scared and silent
Making everything the way that God would want
Contributing to this modern day witch-hunt
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[Chorus]
Falwell, Robertson and Kennedy are defining immortality
They're bashing sexuality and cashing in on bigotry
Modern day witch-hunt

[Verse 2] The Christian Reconstructionists are acting as the catalysts Grooming young activists to become Christian fundamentalists Convincing with every medium that can lend a hand That the youth should serve God's divine plan So that "Biblical law" can be set in place And their bigoted morals must be embraced That's the Christian coalition's resolution To transform every home into God's institution With a kitchen for women and a closet for gays And a man in charge to make sure that's where they stay And if they don't comply, there's always domestic violence To keep women subordinate, scared and silent Making everything the way that God would want Contributing to this modern day witch-hunt See upcoming rock shows Get tickets for your favorite artists You might also like Xenophobia Aus-Rotten ...And Now Back To Our Programming Aus-Rotten The World Bank Aus-Rotten [Chorus] Falwell, Robertson and Kennedy are defining immortality They're bashing sexuality and cashing in on bigotry Modern day witch-hunt

[Verse 3]
Demonizing feminism
Indoctrinated sexism
National chauvinism promotes authoritarianism
Empowered women threaten Christians' plan
Of being an obedient dog and serving man
Like gays, lesbians and transgendered
Roles that don't reflect Christian principles
Living your life by what the bible says
But your God is a myth and Christ is dead
Letting the Bible do your thinking is so absurd
Because your malfunctioned God never wrote a word
Those who actually wrote the Bible on your shelves
Were straight, bigoted men just like yourselves
Your word of God is just a front
That justifies this modern-day witch-hunt

[Chorus]
Falwell, Robertson and Kennedy are defining immortality
They're bashing sexuality and cashing in on bigotry
Modern day witch-hunt
[Outro]
Your bigoted religion is what you trust
But your sick God doesn't govern us
Modern day witch-hunt

[Verse 3] Demonizing feminism Indoctrinated sexism National chauvinism promotes authoritarianism Empowered women threaten Christians' plan Of being an obedient dog and serving man Like gays, lesbians and transgendered Roles that don't reflect Christian principles Living your life by what the bible says But your God is a myth and Christ is dead Letting the Bible do your thinking is so absurd Because your malfunctioned God never wrote a word Those who actually wrote the Bible on your shelves Were straight, bigoted men just like yourselves Your word of God is just a front That justifies this modern-day witch-hunt [Chorus] Falwell, Robertson and Kennedy are defining immortality They're bashing sexuality and cashing in on bigotry Modern day witch-hunt [Outro] Your bigoted religion is what you trust But your sick God doesn't govern us Modern day witch-hunt

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Oh, you know, just listening to an almost 25-year-old punk album and super thankful that we've resolved all the problems that they were talking about.

11.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for this! I had to wait until after work to listen, but it was frantic and real and I'm sure hard to record and absolutely portrayed what's actually going on here to anyone who's listening.

11.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just trying to tie those two together, huh?

10.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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