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Sam Branman

@tenyards.bsky.social

Designer, DJ, Drag performer wrangler linktr.ee/tenyards

1,039 Followers  |  692 Following  |  2,127 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  1.7726

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The Yen is VERY cheap right now

06.12.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chiropractors and homeopaths are at best deluded shmucks endangering their patients with useless/dangerous hokum, and at worst malicious parasites destroying the lives and bodies of people in their care for money.

06.12.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 323    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Animalโ€™s has BESPOKE LIGHTING

06.12.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

King โค๏ธ

06.12.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Melissa is a Republican Libertarian :(

06.12.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Art direction!

05.12.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m watching Hawaii Five-0 (2010), it is fucking garbage and frequently evil.

05.12.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a real aficionado of junk food art is comfortable with their tastes and also engages with art outside that bubble. an insecure lover of junk rages and whines at anything they perceive as more rarefied and demands culture recognize and praise their chosen slop.

05.12.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 416    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Yeeaaahhh

04.12.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I know exactly what to do with that

02.12.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me bend over to rearrange it etc

02.12.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A large collection of CDs on a bookshelf with tchochkes on it and an ironing board in front of the bookshelf

A large collection of CDs on a bookshelf with tchochkes on it and an ironing board in front of the bookshelf

A large collection of CDs on a bookshelf with tchochkes on it and an ironing board in front of the bookshelf

A large collection of CDs on a bookshelf with tchochkes on it and an ironing board in front of the bookshelf

Ironing board is in the way but

02.12.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come to my house I listen to music on my custom modded iPod and I have a giant CD collection

02.12.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m hungry as hell!

02.12.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's my turn to get surgery!
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21.11.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just say โ€œwideโ€

02.12.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s from a series of romance novels!

02.12.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good job!!

01.12.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.

01.12.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2331    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

The only entryway is the garageโ€ฆ?

01.12.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!! Iโ€™m excited for the book!

01.12.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

COOKIES

30.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, the production team just doesnโ€™t give a fuck

28.11.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a PA!

24.11.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I piss in third person now

24.11.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every time it almost feels like Ryo Fujiiโ€™s Taroman leans too hard on (loving) mockery of TV Tsuburaya artifice, it flips into an Akio Jissoji riff so apt and perfect it just makes you wish something could look like this without the safety or disclaimer of parody. Some of this imagery is to die for.

23.11.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It is crazy how many men donโ€™t have object permanence

23.11.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He canโ€™t handle all that ass

23.11.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m stopping by for rolls

22.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked at the main dadโ€™s now long shuttered family restaurant for six years! Great guy!

22.11.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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