Sam Branman

I told my piercer which side I wanted it on based on how I tug on my frenum

It would look gorge! I’m very happy with mine.

I’m not saying yes to shit I do not want to do with people I do not want to do it with!!

Kelis’ is also titled 4th Of July!!!!!!

I think of this often

No!!!!

if you only know Joyce as a Poster may I suggest reading her novels? there are about 150 of them and they are all absolutely Bonkers

this is the endgame of polite liberal transphobia. an alliance between liberal feminism and people who want to make contraception illegal and abortion a death penalty crime even in cases of rape or incest

I wanna hear the cowbell jingle

Vegetables in a pan, add some carbs or protein, the end

And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."

Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.

So by my count, cops have been rendered completely useless by

- being told to get vaccinated
- the word "fentanyl" spoken in their presence
- seeing someone doing finger guns as a greeting to anyone else
- a subway brand sandwich
- a new mayor being elected
- snowball
- their own incompetence

STILL TRUE YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE

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Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

Pokemon so yes

Iffy facelift in 2005!

this shit doesn’t even win republicans votes. they’re doing it because they want to and they’re willing to pay for it. they’re doing it because a whole lot of people who think they’re immune to propaganda let them.

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

It's a shame he has to pwotect the NYPD's feefees but "don't bother the tender little police officers, I on the other hand can take it" is a neat little trick

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Here's the thing I will continue saying every time this came up: Kamala Harris did not mention trans people in her campaign. She went out of her way to avoid it. She dodged every question on trans rights. And then she still lost. So what Newsom wants is *open hostility* to trans rights

Their Grammy number was like 30 seconds of vocals followed by competent Kpop dancing! Nothing exciting!

I had fun!!

Well we got two out of three this afternoon.

It’s going to be 40 on Wednesday and above freezing during the day the rest of the week, everything will be normal aside from fallen tree removal and the snow will be gone pretty fast.

No!!!

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery