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@cerealqueen.bsky.social

I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing here. G*mer. She/her. 24 Pfp by @calikov

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Dino Crisis and Dino Crisis 2 are out on Steam ($4.99 each, 50% off launch discount)

Dino Crisis store.steampowered.com/app/4249130/...
Dino Crisis 2 store.steampowered.com/app/4249140/...

13.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 76
santa monica jamaican restaurant called jerk stop (photo credit @joeyponchetti.bsky.net)

santa monica jamaican restaurant called jerk stop (photo credit @joeyponchetti.bsky.net)

the jerk stop called

01.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1362    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 10

I have an acquaintance who I’ve interacted with casually on multiple times who is an enigma of a person and sometimes I wonder how this man is still alive with some of the things he’s done

14.12.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My family is hosting thanksgiving and relatives are over which is good and all except someone brought Merlot… who does that to someone??

27.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: Will Breaking Bad fans like it?

A: Considering that the main character is a woman, no.

Q: Will Breaking Bad fans like it? A: Considering that the main character is a woman, no.

What To Know About β€˜Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

21.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9215    πŸ” 1695    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 144

I don’t know why I keep using threads when the site is mostly just AI bots, engagement bait and a shitty algorithm lmao, especially when it’s often at the same time. I should really skeet more often

21.11.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kaine
#nier

19.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t show anything… what was it?

17.11.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m like 40% sure I got racially profiled at work today because I was asked if I speak Spanish after being assigned a client where all the supporting work is in Spanish but also it’s funny so I give it a pass

06.10.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My instagram account apparently got suspended and I’m honestly just confused because I don’t even do anything on there?? I’ll like photos and check in on stuff but beyond that I never post or anything lmao

02.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oct 12, 2022 - Screen grab of a tweet from Jason Campbell:

Still from the Charlie Kirk show Charlie speaking. Underneath the quote from Charlie reads a quote from Charlie’s broadcast that day:

β€œI can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage.”

Oct 12, 2022 - Screen grab of a tweet from Jason Campbell: Still from the Charlie Kirk show Charlie speaking. Underneath the quote from Charlie reads a quote from Charlie’s broadcast that day: β€œI can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage.”

Without comment:

10.09.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10497    πŸ” 3015    πŸ’¬ 425    πŸ“Œ 257

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

30.08.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5185    πŸ” 592    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 15
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Undertale

30.08.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10889    πŸ” 3193    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 34

Tbh I still flip flop mentally on what happens when Trump dies in office. Do they weekend at Bernie’s him for as long as they can or does it leak out immediately?

30.08.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finding a sudden belief in the collective ability of all humanity to will something into existence through sheer hope

30.08.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Mostly his obvious failing health in recent appearances (IV bruises on hands, shortness of breath, ankle bruising etc) and then his lack of public appearances the past couple days and the lack of anything in his calendar. Also the JD Vance comment earlier. Everyone is on pure hopium basically

30.08.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve just realized that I’ve become the very thing I’ve sought to destroy: I’m a well dressed white person at my taco truck…

I’m one of the fuckasses gentrifying my taco truck…

26.08.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

18.07.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9787    πŸ” 1947    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 104

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

03.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 97294    πŸ” 37827    πŸ’¬ 4435    πŸ“Œ 2657

My Wordle streak glitched and reset and now I’m really sad because I have kept my streak but the fucking app says otherwise :(

30.06.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of an Xbox Home Screen showing the recently added games, including Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…

Picture of an Xbox Home Screen showing the recently added games, including Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…

Baldur’s Gate 1/2 Enhanced showing as recently added to Game Pass… but also not letting me install and saying I have to download first??

05.06.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gif from the SpongeBob movie of Mr. Krabs just saying β€œmoney” when being interviewed

Gif from the SpongeBob movie of Mr. Krabs just saying β€œmoney” when being interviewed

05.05.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly as an Xbox gamer I’m hyped as hell for it to come to PlayStation so I can buy it for my PS friend who’s never played them before. I’m only sad that 2/3 aren’t included but they’ll come eventually if this is a success

05.05.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that Xbox has done it in the US I wonder how long it’ll be until Sony does the same…

01.05.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

19.04.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 34842    πŸ” 6754    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 331
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

07.04.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 24794    πŸ” 5439    πŸ’¬ 300    πŸ“Œ 229
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the friend to gay lovers pipeline

06.04.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2897    πŸ” 824    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 48

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

14.03.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 53215    πŸ” 13333    πŸ’¬ 1472    πŸ“Œ 1321