Misha is: a gift box full of owls

I simply can’t turn off rhe bit of ly brain that requires doubke blind studies 😂

SQUID SQUID SQUID SQUID

Always worth a go

Trombone is very powerful…….the ramifications

Vintage book cover featuring a photo of the US Capitol building. Text reads Incredible Locations TO ENJOY A HEART ATTACK a Paperback Paradise Guide 1978-79 by Hergman Fundion

Fantasy book cover featuring warriors holding their swords, a man riding a cat beast in the foreground holds an extra long sword up. Cover copy and title read: THE ONLY QUEST THAT MATTERS WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD? THIS IS NOT A PENIS THING IT'S ABOUT SWORDS By PIRTH RASSLEMIN review blurb: Not about holding your own penis. Realms Magazine WARNING: NOT ABOUT A MAN'S PENIS

books

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Photo of a vintage science fiction book with an illustrated cover depicting a man wearing a beautiful powder blue leotard with a purple belt holding a spear and gesturing to a cheetah that prowls in front of him. Title reads: WHOSE CAT IS THIS? HE GAVE HER A BATH AND A FLEA COLLAR BUT SHE'S GONNA NEED A COUPLE SHOTS By Blanche Futt PART 5 IN THE STRAY WARDEN SAGA

Bodies are so stupid, ‘I’m going to spontaneously generate a really sore spot inside my own mouth’. Oh GROW UP

Myers Briggs? Only bizniz people like that one

pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces

same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil

how it started/how it's going

I once again find myself telling y’all about our friend who threw a fuck off wedding scale party for their 32nd birthday because why not. there were save the dates, formal invites, venue with plated catering, massive cake, black tie, live band, it was incredible

Voucher company offering a savings code for Iceland (the frozen food store not the country) for Mother’s Day. Please know that your mother might disown you if you get her an Iceland voucher and call it a gift

Thanks to the AIPS Sport Media Awards for longlisting my @thefence.bsky.social feature In the Shadow of the Mountain.

all ails can be cured by a cat climbing on you

It drives me mad

Calling in sick for International Women's Boxing Day

Iran football team: Australia urged to protect Lionesses after elimination at Asian Cup Concern has grown for team after one critic called them 'wartime traitors' for failing to salute during the Iranian anthem.

oyyyyy www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

half my timeline is just people smarter than I am posting "dawg" "chat is this good" "woof" and/or horrifying graphs

judith beheading holofernes by caravaggio

happy international women's day

NEXT SUNDAY! All Remembered Mothers' names to me please by 10p.m Saturday 14th. Reposts appreciated.

Monday I think

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Pic of mousketeer giger

Fan letter to Starlog from 1980, featuring a rare photo of H.R. Giger in a Mickey Mouse hat

a screenshot of a tweet: Rene Magritte @artistmagritte- Dec 9, 2021 Automated The hesitation waltz, 1950 #surrealism #magritte an image shows a rene magritte painting of two large apples on the ground with a cloudy blue sky background, the apples have each on a blue face mask and a red face mask like the teenage mutant ninja turtles

teenage magritte ninja apples

This is *completely fucking true*, btw. Here's a news article.

www.itv.com/news/2016-11...

Somebody's private collection of severed human feet. Normal collectors item. Nothing to be worried about.

I've just remembered the weirdest news story from the town I was living in a decade ago. Three separate human feet were found in a local park, over the course of a few months. Police investigated and announced 'nothing to be worried about, they're probably from somebody's private collection.'

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F1: so this year for the first time we’ll see 22 cars on the track
Drivers: hold my beer

SCATTERING half a teaspoon of dried chilli flakes over a cut grapefruit half and leaving it overnight in the fridge will make the grapefruit taste of chilli. So don't do it. Robert Canning e-mail

[chaser] off topic: confusion exists in a friend who wonders about your handle. I think, quite obviously a straightforward Deutsche surname: claire Boob Häver, uet your current keyboard simply lacks the requisite 30 letter-based keys Speculation on other implications of possession would require foto proof [me] is this you trying to ask for pics of my tits because brother i gotta tell ya this is like top 10 on my most awkward attempts ive seen [chaser] Do you actually think I have Not seen more Tits than you can Imagine, because I have. Your cloying need to be perceived as Female is, the second most awkward of attempts I have seen, yet doing so turned the adjective dumb into a ver by Doing dumb.

this is the funniest chaser rejection rage ive ever seen lol