You got two arms and a heart, don’t you?
02.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You got two arms and a heart, don’t you?
02.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In terms of regulation, do you favor smashing their servers with aluminum bats or wood?
02.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I can only imagine someone entered that purely for a humiliation fetish
02.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Epstein Files”? Was that a Kotter spinoff?
28.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it’s working you guys. Ever since the bombing started, it’s getting harder and harder to recall whatever Trump was in trouble about before. Something about kids and an island…was he doing a Peter Pan remake or something?
28.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh. Oh my.
28.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s Combat General Brett Hawthorne to you
27.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blew it. There’s no way those medals don’t give you nice strength and/or dex buffs.
27.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL
Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing
25.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 7805 🔁 1493 💬 54 📌 79We’re Still Charlie Kirk
25.02.2026 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They will never fuckin’ ever vote for him. How do they still not get this?
25.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I used to read a lot on vacation when I was a kid (insert obligatory Hedberg punchline here). They kept me quiet AND I learned stuff! Mostly about the powers and abilities of various Transformers
25.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looksmarxing
24.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ROI is a flat circle
22.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Live every day like we’re invading Iran tomorrow
21.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m barely certain *I* exist, why should I be any surer about John Swartzwelder
21.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone from Bend, Ore. is gonna clean up in that event
21.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will eat their hearts and steal their powers, namely “fleecing rubes” and “being born wealthy”
21.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where my Appendix T family at
21.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes a movie just drips with contempt for the audience. I got the same reaction to Ice Cube’s War of the World
19.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hated Rise of Skywalker and I also felt like it hated us too
19.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
Gabagoolmite
18.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's crazy how much young Tony Sirico looked like Van Damme, and now all I can think of is Paulie Walnuts doing karate-splits outside of Satriale's
18.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0A gettable voter! Just tell them all your leftist policies come straight from ChatGPT, so how could it be wrong
18.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I assume every capital building has one of those
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