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Punk Hippie code monkey, in search of Slack. Unix Greybeard, soft-hearted, soft-headed, lover of paradox, puns, contradiction, zaniness, and truly odd and serendipitous things. ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Motto: โ€œI had one grunch but the eggplant over thereโ€. -Clayton Slope

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3/4 of Star Trek problems could be solved by beaming somebody or something out into the cold vacuum of space

02.03.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Russians are Coming

02.03.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catch-22
Slaughterhouse 5

02.03.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First Blood

02.03.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Man Who Wasnโ€™t There

02.03.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a cousin to both sushi and ceviche, but Hawaiian, so influenced by just about everything

01.03.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you get spotted duck or toad in the hole in Arizona?

28.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With cheese you made in your cheese machine

28.02.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you have to touch at least one of them. Just frogmarch him into a foxhole, with a rusty musket

28.02.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wish I could vote for you. If you get in, I hope you partner up with my rep, Ilhan!

28.02.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Duck Soup

28.02.2026 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMy back to the wall
A victim of laughing chance
This is for me
The essence of true romanceโ€

This song makes me feel all kinds of exquisite feels

27.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had that Vought dude pegged as a
Commander of Gilead wannabe from the first.

27.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanted to be him. I was 7. Later I wanted to be Will Robinson on Lost in Space.

27.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So hate DOES have a home here

27.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Larry Niven had a metallic sponge that you could wipe your bum with, and it would do the โ€œinstant elsewhere trickโ€ to the doo doo.

Also, cat snakes as pets.

27.02.2026 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best Genesis song after Gabriel left

26.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Out to Lunch is just perfection. Melodically bold, sweetly and soulfully dissonant

26.02.2026 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But Bernie faces the same geriatric issues. AOC is his buddy and political successor.

26.02.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t have to tell me, theyโ€™re all over the place in Minnesota

26.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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www.newsweek.com/rick-scotts-...

26.02.2026 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a tool, shit for brains fool

26.02.2026 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to the U.S. Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS), Minnesotaโ€™s Medicaid program had an improperโ€‘payment rate of just over 2.1%, compared to a national average of 6.1%

25.02.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always liked โ€œMoribund the Burgermeisterโ€

26.02.2026 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or as William S. Burroughs said, โ€œDeath needs time for what it kills to grow inโ€

25.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those were okay cars, more reliable than a lot of other GMs

25.02.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oaxaca cheese could work, just need soft and mild and melty

25.02.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The third one is an H Body Delta 88, maybe an โ€˜89

I worked in. Buick/Olds/Pontiac dealer a few years ago

25.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two forks from the mess hall. A 115 v ex tension cord. One fork in each end of a dog. Wires tied to forks. Draped over the end of a bed frame . Plug the cord in and sizzle. Have a couple dogs, stop before you burn the barracks down

25.02.2026 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With raw onions, Limburger and a New Glarus Spotted Cow

23.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0