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Instead of just replying β€œshut the fuck up” or dunking on people, I’ve moved into my blocking era.

08.11.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 869    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 4

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

05.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 56883    πŸ” 6808    πŸ’¬ 647    πŸ“Œ 228

A thirty-something socialistic Muslim just became the mayor of New York in convincing fashion - which somehow proves yet again that the only way for the Democrats to win is to run to the middle

05.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With the polls closed, Zohran Mamdani unveils his β€œ100 Mosques in 100 Days” plan.

05.11.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1359    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4
β€œvisit central Ohio indie bookstores” pamphlet. Shows you the location and is like a little passport for each where you can get it stamped

β€œvisit central Ohio indie bookstores” pamphlet. Shows you the location and is like a little passport for each where you can get it stamped

Found the cutest little indie bookstore/ brunch bar this weekend.

And so neat: they give you a passport if you want to visit them all.

@twodollarradio.bsky.social πŸ“šπŸ’™

27.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Joe Weisenthal
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The emergence of β€œslop” was foretold as soon as we started consuming content via β€œthe feed”
11:59 AM Β· Sep 26, 2025
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https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1971605590897213515

Post Conversation Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart The emergence of β€œslop” was foretold as soon as we started consuming content via β€œthe feed” 11:59 AM Β· Sep 26, 2025 Β· 491.4K Views https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1971605590897213515

this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me

29.09.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 721    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
man rolling rock up  hill
how it started how its going

man rolling rock up hill how it started how its going

16.09.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8104    πŸ” 2170    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 96

just could not be clearer in moments like this that we’re all paying an army of psychopathic cowards specifically to harass black teenagers

11.09.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Dave Portnoy tweet saying β€˜absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Dave Portnoy tweet saying β€˜absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: β€˜Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: β€œI hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

Pop Crave Tweet: β€˜Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: β€œI hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

10.09.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30946    πŸ” 8558    πŸ’¬ 336    πŸ“Œ 295

Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.

10.09.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4313    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 16

[shredder voice] they’re baybees

06.09.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

05.09.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7092    πŸ” 1831    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 48

Wait this works.

30.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Center Gets A New Publication Dedicated to Scolding Leftists

22.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2125    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 75
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Dallas Cowboys Football

22.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a pixel art painting by sid of a kaiju styled Clippy the paperclip destroying a city with flaming breath

a pixel art painting by sid of a kaiju styled Clippy the paperclip destroying a city with flaming breath

β€œIt looks like you are trying to stop me”

#originalart #pixelart #art

16.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3237    πŸ” 833    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 22
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12.08.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time the Trump administration does something horrible, there's someone in Dem leadership saying, "This is just a distraction!" The Dems are waiting for the *perfect* open layup, not giving two bits if they'll be down 100-0 when it finally arrives.

09.08.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

When you’re so busy crowing about your political motivations that you forget to pretend you did it for the Jews.

24.07.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4596    πŸ” 1091    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 36
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This is genuinely the news every day

14.07.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10459    πŸ” 2126    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 26

If the free market actually fixed problems people wouldn’t keep turning toward collective and social solutions despite all the propaganda

24.06.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1022    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control

11.06.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 32707    πŸ” 9905    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 196

Statistically β€œAmerica” is its cities. But we’re stuck with an 18th century political architecture that gives votes to cornfields & thus makes it politically viable to treat them as some kind of weird tumor.

09.06.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4790    πŸ” 907    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 30

This is something Spider-Man would have to save people from

18.05.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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