@sketch.bsky.social
"do you love me yet?" a comet -- this False Polaris -- upon closer inspection, is on a chain 18+ public personal/vent account ⚠️ main acc: https://bsky.app/profile/sumiaou.bsky.social ⚠️ mutuals lmk if u need alt text
IT'S REAL?!
03.03.2026 11:07 — 👍 1435 🔁 422 💬 0 📌 3what material are they made of?
05.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
post by Tumblr user estrogirlie: cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal (in a burning fiery font) INCOMING PENIS QUESTION
03.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 1856 🔁 482 💬 1 📌 11
According to payment processors, purchasing fictional sexy art is grossly immoral.
Betting on school children getting blown up is fine though.
most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
28.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 6150 🔁 1162 💬 44 📌 32sanpaku eyes..
27.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
adding milk powder, epsom salt, and lavender oil to make an opulent hot bath just to pee in it a little
27.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
last night i didnt have anything to clip my book light to in bed (didnt want to use it on the paperback book with the strong clip crimping it) so i just clipped it on my thickass hair like an angler fish
27.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
"i forget if it was four toes or five. . . (pulling up scribbled out foot blobs on the makeshift refsheet) oh fuck you past me"
"that doesnt- that doesn't help at all"
(audio warning) once again getting owned by my past self's laziness
27.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 71 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0ur so welcome, ty for checking it out!!
27.02.2026 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it has been enjoyable to draft commissions like this though. note to self to get brown microns tho, maybe solid black is too much
27.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i want to upload my traditional art right now but errai is getting a printer (with scanner) in the mail tomorrow that would certainly give me a higher res scan of em
27.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
(body horror) amalgam cramming 10 freaking penises in me
23.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 56 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0melan 4ever
22.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I got new monitor risers (taller, longer, has a shelf to them) and I feel like a million bucks. used my old monitor risers as separators to organize our pantry and I feel like a billion bucks. I like little house upgrades
22.02.2026 07:07 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fun in the world :3
22.02.2026 07:06 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#メイドインアビス
#miabyss
:CAUGHT:
12.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i wish i was 15 again. roll it back give me another shot at that shit i promise i wont waste it on homestuck and hetalia this time
12.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0![crunchy conspiracy jpeg i found on backloggd (really!) of a child and his dead and the child asks dad why do i have to go to school and i blackout poetry style made it so alls the dad says is "So you can be mold [long pause] homo"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u6iprepqxev4uoiydbi35xek/bafkreih6x2t5ixdmy2gsm3fnvgmr2u5apirqmwco63sgriqzc3xc7nmkx4@jpeg)
crunchy conspiracy jpeg i found on backloggd (really!) of a child and his dead and the child asks dad why do i have to go to school and i blackout poetry style made it so alls the dad says is "So you can be mold [long pause] homo"
12.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 149 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 1
me holding a big lamb shank
every so often i remember this big meat
12.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
sona hair
10.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 983 🔁 152 💬 2 📌 0
giraffe girl, cheetah girl
10.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 165 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 0
Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
01.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 1458 🔁 414 💬 10 📌 17they abuse me so much every chance they get
10.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0vouch. stay far away. they are mean to me
10.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
how it feels being turned off by 99% of porn
10.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 633 🔁 44 💬 25 📌 1
