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'And Just Like That…’ Contemplates Ending With a 'Tragedy' What, exactly, would a so-called happy ending for Carrie Bradshaw look like?

What, exactly, would a so-called happy ending for Carrie Bradshaw look like?
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08.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another GOP AG Is Using Subpoenas to Try and Access Abortion Data "Unfortunately, we have seen this intimidation tactic from the Attorney General's office before,” Briana Perry, the executive director at Healthy and Free Tennessee, told Jezebel.

"Unfortunately, we have seen this intimidation tactic from the Attorney General's office before,” Briana Perry, the executive director at Healthy and Free Tennessee, told Jezebel.
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07.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps Several dildos were thrown, a couple of arrests were made, and by Wednesday afternoon, one distasteful sports betting site claimed that betting on dildos had surpassed betting on who’d win the game.

What's happening to the PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES of the @wnba.com is disgusting. Online misogyny, desperate for virality in an increasingly hateful digital space, moves IRL and disrupts the play of a PROFESSIONAL SPORTS LEAGUE.

My latest for @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social.
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07.08.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
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JD Vance Altered a Whole Lake for His Birthday Canoe Trip The Guardian reports that Vance celebrated his big day by deploying an army corps of engineers (USACE) to raise the water levels of Caesar Creek Lake to create β€œideal kayaking conditions.” Father of t...

The Guardian reports that Vance celebrated his big day by deploying an army corps of engineers (USACE) to raise the water levels of Caesar Creek Lake to create β€œideal kayaking conditions.” Father of the year, am I right?
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07.08.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Stop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps Several dildos were thrown, a couple of arrests were made, and by Wednesday afternoon, one distasteful sports betting site claimed that betting on dildos had surpassed betting on who’d win the game.

Several dildos were thrown, a couple of arrests were made, and by Wednesday afternoon, one distasteful sports betting site claimed that betting on dildos had surpassed betting on who’d win the game.
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07.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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An Extremely Realistic Headcanon of What Hannah Montana Has Been Up to for the Past 20 Years Please indulge me in this imagined life story of a one-in-a-million pop star as she grows up in the same nightmare hellscape the rest of us did.

Please indulge me in this imagined life story of a one-in-a-million pop star as she grows up in the same nightmare hellscape the rest of us did.
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07.08.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New (Terrifying) Constitution Just Dropped! A government website "accidentally" removed the parts of the constitution that ensures people’s right to challenge their detention...and then claimed it was just "a glitch."

A government website "accidentally" removed the parts of the Constitution that guarantee people the right to challenge their detention...then claimed it was just "a glitch."
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07.08.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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ICE Detentions Are Failing Pregnant Women. Again. A new report from Senator Jon Ossoff's office reveals just how bad the nightmare has become.

Our director of Migrant Rights and Justice, Zain Lakhani, is quoted in @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social's new piece,
"ICE Detentions Are Failing Pregnant Women. Again." www.jezebel.com/ice-detentio...

07.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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South Park doubles down on its dog-blasting troll war with the White House South Park doubles down on its dog-blasting troll war with the White House

After taking a week off, South Park re-committed to depicting the Trump administration as dog-murdering sexual deviants.
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07.08.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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GOP Senator Changed Utah’s Consent Law After Family Member Raped 13-Year-Old The Republican is taking the party’s obsession with β€œfamily values” to a whole new level of hypocrisy.

The Republican is taking the party’s obsession with β€œfamily values” to a whole new level of hypocrisy.
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07.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Selena Gomez Originally Asked Benny Blanco to Set Her Up With Anybody 'That Was Cute' "I just thought he was funny," Gomez told Jake Shane of knowing Blanco for years before they dated. "This guy’s so funny, but I didn’t think anything of it."

"I just thought he was funny," Gomez told Jake Shane of knowing Blanco for years before they dated. "This guy’s so funny, but I didn’t think anything of it."
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07.08.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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GOP Senator Changed Utah's Child Rape Law After Family Member Had Sex With 13-Year-Old The Republican is taking the party’s obsession with β€œfamily values” to a whole new level of hypocrisy.

The Republican is taking the party’s obsession with β€œfamily values” to a whole new level of hypocrisy.
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06.08.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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ICE Detentions Are Failing Pregnant Women. Again. A new report from Senator Jon Ossoff's office reveals just how bad the nightmare has become.

β€œWe have spoken to deported women who reported being so malnourished that they were unable to lactate,” Zain Lakhani of the Women’s Refugee Commission told Jezebel, in response to Sen. Jon Ossoff’s chilling new report.
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06.08.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Have to Know If Ramona Singer Fell in the Pool at This Hamptons Party If you or someone you know has information that could help solve this mystery, please contact Jezebel.

If you or someone you know has information that could help solve this mystery, please contact Jezebel.
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06.08.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Is Going After Abortion Access for Veterans The administration appears to be using the Department of Veterans Affairs to implement its first nationwide abortion ban.

The administration appears to be using the Department of Veterans Affairs to implement its first nationwide abortion ban.
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06.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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I Think So Honey: The 'Las Culturistas' Culture Awards Are the Only Award Show We Need β€œJeff Goldblum’s chest – Jurassic Park” beat AI for Most Amazing Impact in Film. What else could you want?

β€œJeff Goldblum’s chest – Jurassic Park” beat AI for Most Amazing Impact in Film. What else could you want?
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06.08.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump-Appointed Judge Rules Colorado Clinic Can Offer Fake 'Abortion Reversals’ "This ruling gives providers at this clinic the green light to lie to patients by offering them an unproven and potentially dangerous β€˜treatment,'" Amy Myrick, senior counsel at the Center for Reprodu...

"This ruling gives providers at this clinic the green light to lie to patients by offering them an unproven and potentially dangerous β€˜treatment,'" Amy Myrick, senior counsel at the Center for Reproductive Rights, told Jezebel.
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06.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
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Those With Eyes Will Say It's Photoshop... Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

A birthday post dedicated to Vice President JD Vance has been yassified, so says the terminally online.
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05.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, 'Those It Ends With Us' Depositions Sound...Bad Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

For starters, Justin Baldoni showed up to Blake Lively's interview despite not being legally required to do so. Among the other alleged perpetrators who've been present for their accuser's depositions are Marilyn Manson and Johnny Depp...just saying.
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05.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift Went House-Hunting in...Cleveland Damn, she really is down bad...

Damn, she really is down bad...
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06.08.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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So, 'Those It Ends With Us' Depositions Sound...Bad Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

For starters, Justin Baldoni showed up to Blake Lively's interview despite not being legally required to do so. Among the other alleged perpetrators who've been present for their accuser's depositions are Marilyn Manson and Johnny Depp...just saying.
www.jezebel.com/so-those-it-...

05.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump, IVF’s Deadbeat Dad Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

America’s fertilization president is stepping away from the plate.

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04.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes, I Know One Way You Can Redeem Yourselves Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

In case you haven't seen, Ghislaine Maxwell is now bunking with Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes in Camp Bryan. That said: I'm looking for she-roes here...

www.jezebel.com/jen-shah-and...

04.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Those With Eyes Will Say It's Photoshop... Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

A birthday post dedicated to Vice President JD Vance has been yassified, so says the terminally online.
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05.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Possibly Huge Congrats to Florence Pugh! While Pugh and Finn Cole have never even confirmed they're dating, they're now reportedly "secretly engaged."

While Pugh and Finn Cole have never even confirmed they're dating, they're now reportedly "secretly engaged."
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05.08.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA Superintendent (Maybe) Caught Watching Porn Wants to Give Teachers 'America First' Tests Ryan Walters, the state’s superintendent, said the state is giving the tests to teachers from blue states to make sure they’re not "woke, indoctrinating social justice warriors."

Ryan Walters, the state’s superintendent, said the state is giving the tests to teachers from blue states to make sure they’re not "woke, indoctrinating social justice warriors."
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05.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Texas Governor Is Using Disaster Relief as Political Leverage in His Redistricting Wars β€œGreg Abbott just told flood survivors across Texas that their suffering comes second to Donald Trump’s thirst for power,” the Texas Democratic Party chairman said in a statement.

β€œGreg Abbott just told flood survivors across Texas that their suffering comes second to Donald Trump’s thirst for power,” the Texas Democratic Party chairman said in a statement.
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05.08.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump, IVF’s Deadbeat Dad Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

America’s fertilization president is stepping away from the plate.

www.jezebel.com/donald-trump...

04.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes, I Know One Way You Can Redeem Yourselves Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

In case you haven't seen, Ghislaine Maxwell is now bunking with Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes in Camp Bryan. That said: I'm looking for she-roes here...

www.jezebel.com/jen-shah-and...

04.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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NOOO! THE SHOW I HATE IS ENDING! And just like that, 'And Just Like That...' is done. But I have a few questions I need answered as I mourn the best worst show I couldn’t stop watching.

And just like that, 'And Just Like That...' is done. But I have a few questions I need answered as I mourn the best worst show I couldn’t stop watching.
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01.08.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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