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Voldo 🇮🇪

@voldo.bsky.social

🔞 Bisexual lazy exhibitionist. I just wanna see hot people and be seen. DMs open.

2,475 Followers  |  2,112 Following  |  235 Posts  |  Joined: 06.09.2023
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Love a bath

21.02.2026 10:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oops, I dropped the towel. #SCS

21.02.2026 09:45 — 👍 152    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1
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The real Valentine's Day choice. Heart or dick.

14.02.2026 10:08 — 👍 132    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0
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Happy Valentine's Day. I got you a gift but it isn't wrapped.

14.02.2026 09:15 — 👍 78    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Where's this? 👀

12.02.2026 08:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought you'd never ask 🥵

08.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Too many bubbles?

08.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 107    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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The thing about Bluesky notifications is you never know if you've popped off, or one person just really likes your posts. #SCS

31.01.2026 09:45 — 👍 130    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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One in hole, anyone? ⛳

26.01.2026 09:04 — 👍 98    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Yes I'm still posting from the bath.

25.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 88    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Posting in reverse order for Time Travellers.

25.01.2026 18:06 — 👍 97    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely a tight squeeze

25.01.2026 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In your ass?

25.01.2026 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hey, I kinda fit in this bath.

25.01.2026 17:41 — 👍 71    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Why is the horniest time when you're going to be late for checkout?

17.01.2026 09:31 — 👍 158    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
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Am I too early for #FCF? The sign doesn't apply to my dick.

15.01.2026 23:59 — 👍 103    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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I feel this post is extremely relevant on hump day.

14.01.2026 08:52 — 👍 127    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

Look who's talking 🔥

10.01.2026 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like big butts and I cannot lie

10.01.2026 10:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why am I so inexplicably horny in January, the most depressing month?

10.01.2026 10:05 — 👍 127    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

I miss it 😭

07.01.2026 09:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's freezing outside, who's gonna warm me up? #SCS

03.01.2026 11:04 — 👍 131    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0
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What a great start to the new year, accidentally taking nudes in portrait mode.

02.01.2026 10:48 — 👍 106    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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My New Year's Resolution is to have a reason to wear this.

31.12.2025 10:37 — 👍 135    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 0
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Santa are you sure this is the right size? #FCF

26.12.2025 10:29 — 👍 129    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0

Where do I go for the uncovered version?

26.12.2025 10:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Sorry I forgot to get you a gift, will this do?

24.12.2025 10:44 — 👍 128    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 0
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voldo.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025 Check out voldo.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!

Thanks for putting up with my bullshit all year. May 2026 be full of (my) dick in (your) ass.

www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

23.12.2025 10:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I'd do it again

20.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is how fitting rooms work right? Where's the attendant? #SCS

20.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 167    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0