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Im going to add “negotiating with t*rrosrists” on my resume because the way this toddler tries to get one over on me?????

Might get pregnant again because I miss how perfect and radiant and glowy my skin was.

Im everywhere, you ain’t never there

The fact that criminal charges were ever on the table for this clear and obvious act of what we used to recognize as "free speech" is wild.

There's no law against failing to perform the correct choreography at a Super Bowl halftime show!

🍑 🍑 ination is KILLING me lmaaaoooo

I said the same but here I am with a toddler now screenshotting elf on the shelf ideas to do next year when he will understand it 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I wish there was a technology that would allow us to scan our timelines on Twitter and transfer everyone to Bluesky. This is such a lonely place.

Lmao the photo that’s gonna turn you into an IG baddie?!?!?!?

I tried to stay with my beloved twitter but 😩

I hate being the new girl smh