the emotive

a copy of the September thru October 2025 issue of the Onion, America’s Finest News Source, laying on top of a dark wooden table

bcuz now more than ever in times like deez @theonion.com

i’m not one to be preaching to choirs. there’s plenty of sound being made in many spaces.
in conclusion, it takes such an tragic spectacle that brings out energy in places that usually aren’t known for being let out, like my BlueSky account.
a jolt of shock and awe.

I see reposted video of kirk's infant daughter running up to hug her dad and as a new father feel so much pain and empathy I want to vomit. then I remind myself kirk would've gleefully argued for thousands of children like his daughter to die brutally if they were palestinian. politics just suck man

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

Remarkable last words:

Audience member: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?

Kirk: Too many

Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?

Kirk: Counting or not counting gang members?

Charlie Kirk was a private citizen

Melissa Hortman was a seated lawmaker in MN

No Flags were flown half staff at the WH for her death by gun violence

Fox News falls for it hook, line, and sinker.

Posting this correction, AGAIN

Streaming Algorithm Recommends Man A Bunch Of Man Movies

Streaming Algorithm Recommends Man A Bunch Of Man Movies
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You fought for habeas corpus, put it in your constitution, and now you’re just gonna let a game show host take it away? You’re not losing your rights. You’re handing them over.

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...

Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

The new tariff free Indiana Jones movie made entirely in the USA is going to be epic!

Thanks for nothing Donald Trump...

They Dragged Her Out While the Crowd Cried Shame Bless this hero!

God bless her!

Puppets…

100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists.

1362 Days to go...

Congrats to Canada on picking a Liberal government and rejecting the stink of Trumpism!

Elbows up!

Dear Humans,

Do you think we're gonna make it?

Tell God everything will be okay down there.

4Chan was hacked, its source code was leaked, admin emails were leaked, AND a lot of registered users used their real names and .edu email addresses. Lotta CHUDs getting exposed to sunlight today.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

GOP Senators voted to cancel Donold’s tariffs on Canada. I almost forgot that Congress could rebuke him if they really wanted to.

I wanna take a moment and talk about how the Democrat in one of Florida’s special elections last Tuesday (namely, for G**tz’s former seat) carried Escambia County (Pensacola). JFK in 1960 was the last Dem to carry it at the presidential level. These midterms are gonna be so exciting!

woke is when stuff costs less

Donold golfed while America burned.

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