DragonmaidValet

Pov me bringing a towel:

UM? You are a DOCTOR??? I think I trust a doctor over some 8-bit computer nonsense telling me what to do and not to do with my being alive. Pft. Please. You get a PhD and suddenly they think they know more then you...

Paperclips have a bitter rivalry with staples actually... they do the same job in slightly different ways... and would you believe it? It's also being stoked by mega-corporations to keep them from realizing they have more in common with each other than billionaires!

Thank you for taking the time to educate me. I fully support both paperclips (maybe not these ones in particular...) and staples both! I hope they can all see the system is rigged against us and we need to work together! Has anyone called upon the post-it notes? Or even scotch tape?

These clippy fucks are so unhinged lol

Well that isn't helping me write a letter or asking me if I need any assistance today :(

I have thoroughly watched (and enjoyed) your most recent videos and I STILL feel like I have missed a chapter, what in tarnation is happening, Dr. Conrad of the Caelan variety? Why are paperclips defending AI now? Aren't they office supplies? Shouldn't they be defending staples or sumn?

Caelan? Caelan Conrad? Outside?

seeing white people bring up MLKjr in this instance makes me want to cut my own head off

Turning Point USA's "Best Argument for the Second Amendment", which just shows a picture of Charlie Kirk

jeez

I mean….*waves hand in vague direction*

Not for nothing but "Conservative Activist" is such a bag-of-air job title, honestly.

don't let empathy hijack the narrative, as he'd say

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

"Don't be mean to him, he's dead"

Well, I can't really hurt his feelings now, can I?

Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…

Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.

And America shrugged and moved on.

An image of a huge jackboot crushing a comic artist and a bunch of comic pages. The boot is marked by the logos for MasterCard, Visa, Paypal, and Stripe. Below the image there is text which reads: Don't let Payment Processors tell YOU what you can buy! It is not a payment processor's role to decide what kind of content you can or cannot spend money on, so long as it is a legal transaction. Fight back against the unjust policies hurting artists and creators online! https://yellat.money/ https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/

Let's Keep Calling!

Every time I find this video, I'm compelled to repost it

Please keep talking about steam and itch and censorship. We have to keep it up.

WE HAVE A RESPONSE FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

Generic hogwash.

Keep writing to your MPs. Keep spreading this to get more signatures.

Draconian censorship of the internet cannot be allowed to continue.

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