The One And Only

Politics is a Slovak dinner.

25.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seinfeld *is* funnier when you've had a few drinks!

02.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hinge added an AI advisor to recommend reply ideas to you like an especially stupid Wormtongue.

16.09.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think there's anything or anyone in the world that strokes your ego more than Wikipedia emails after you've already donated.

28.08.2025 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It feels nice being at a point in life where I can buy overpriced cartoon food from the carnival without feeling too guilty about it.

24.08.2025 22:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whenever I have leftovers from Margaritaville it looks like something I'd feed a dog named Jimmy Buffett.

25.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a cast iron pan guy now.

25.06.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Green Lantern has seen better days.

01.05.2025 01:43 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I made it to the bigtime, Ma!

29.04.2025 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

28.04.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The worst new feature of Snapchat is that it assumes you want to take a selfie so every time you open the app it shows you the least flattering angle of yourself that light can refract.

20.04.2025 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do groundhogs dream of subterranean sheep?

08.04.2025 13:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Death Note adaptation starring me and Sabrina Carpenter.

06.04.2025 03:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0