𝖛𝖙𝖔𝖗

Cross faded watching del toro Frankenstein with my wife and her stuffed Shadow the hedgehog!!! Life is good!!!! Heheheh

Puff pastries with hollowed centers filled with chicken pot pie filling. The filling is gravy, peas, carrots, celery, and chicken

Made some special chicken pot pie thingies

You will become the mutual who does cool shit

Screenshot of the box art for G Washington's golden broth packets. Illustrated food spread below the wording.

my wife calls this 'george washington sauce'

Woaaagggg

The power of LOVE

🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

Not sure if I ever beat this as a kid, I remember getting stuck at whatever game you play vs. Hades??

It's colder outside than it looks🍂

Maybe it won’t cuz ur boobs doubled in size in 2 weeks

🥺 is the one I got u too small

real life a caution sign outside of the weed store drive thru warning that its a “haunted drive-thru” and we should be careful if we have epilepsy or anxiety

getting attacked by wraiths and ghouls while picking up weed with my wife

gta online me and my wife are laying in her bed, but the drunk effect is making my body have strange proportions

cybering with my wife in gta but i drank the alcohol of severe dysphoria moments before

I’m dying omg

“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair

maybe I should invest in a pogo stick

My wife’s a lot taller than me so when I want to bully her I have to jump to give her a full wedgie

they were so good n toasty….

Two pages of a sketchbook, full of goblins.

Goblins goblins gobliiiins
#floktober

YEAH U ARE 😌

and what if I told you I had a 20 dollar 3-inch 😉

5 dollar footlong? No; 10 dollar 6-inch 😔

No 😭 I was making fun of things I hear people say about Star Wars lmao

you put them on just in time for the pantyline inspection 😁💖

Gorkus Prime is waiting for you at the Bappo Quarter

Ok miss leaky

Praying for ur piss hole

😳😊 kills u with my huge ass