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@midnighthag.bsky.social

Ur local cryptid | chairman of the board of evil bitches | clown school dropout | ad meliora

25 Followers  |  38 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.5802

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19.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

18.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 957    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

just ordered a chopped salad and everyone there knew u

06.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Microdosing studying for LSATs by playing Ace Attorney

08.09.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stardew? You're stardewn to piss me off

06.09.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 809    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1
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Oh.

03.09.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4437    πŸ” 795    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 32

For some people, it’s never going to be a genocide unless it’s of Jewish people and there’s no point in trying to convince them otherwise

03.09.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

eternally thankful for men with big tiddies

27.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."'

variety.com/2025/film/fe...

20.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 16919    πŸ” 3872    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 550
Black Phillip in a pink mohair deeper advising all to Live Deliciously.

Black Phillip in a pink mohair deeper advising all to Live Deliciously.

26.07.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the funniest thing about 28 Days Later is they stop to sleep in the middle of the drive from London to Manchester.
My dude that’s a 4 hour drive. It’s the distance from LA to Vegas. I know people who work a full shift, drive to Vegas, stay up all night partying, and drive back the next day

26.07.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi hello it’s me, reminding myself and yall that i love gay people

25.07.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kingdom for blu ray of Nacho Libre

30.06.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Still from the television show the Simpsons show Moe in a submarine wearing a navy outfit, his head is bowed and his eyes closed he has a smile on his face. Behind him is a thought bubble showing himself in his regular attire holding a fluffy cat and cuddling and kissing it.

Still from the television show the Simpsons show Moe in a submarine wearing a navy outfit, his head is bowed and his eyes closed he has a smile on his face. Behind him is a thought bubble showing himself in his regular attire holding a fluffy cat and cuddling and kissing it.

me all day at work

18.06.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Why does this key on this keyboard sound different from that key?

12.06.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNitrous gas can make your voice deeper?”

11.06.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œVinyl DJs fascinate me, like what are you doing?”

11.06.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Questions he just knew the answer to:

11.06.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having an autistic partner with a wide variety of interests rocks bc i can ask a random question into the ether and he knows the answer 90% of the time, and if he doesn’t, he’ll find out within 10 mins

11.06.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The people standing up to those Nazi fucks in LA are heroes.

08.06.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3172    πŸ” 578    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

β€œWhy you don’t need these book accessories!” β€œWhy you don’t need an overflowing tbr” β€œwhy annotating is not normal”
I’m disabled and the accessories help, *i like to read*, and I’ve been annotating books for 15 years
Get off my dick???? Find something better to do?????

27.04.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost every single video on my yt rn is β€œwhy ____ is bad” β€œthe problem with _____”

Can you bitches let me watch videos about reading, history, and textile arts without shitting all over it plz i’m so tired

27.04.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my fave things about studying history and having a background in clothing is knowing that the constant appropriation of counterculture fashion by the right wing and fascist groups is directly linked to the right wing + fascists being boring and bitchless

26.04.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with short hair and a necklace is pointing at the camera ALT: a woman with short hair and a necklace is pointing at the camera

Earlier: hm i wonder why I’ve been such a raging bitch
My body:

02.04.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
White and green box on a carpeted shelf, box reads β€œWii Fit”

White and green box on a carpeted shelf, box reads β€œWii Fit”

Went to the thrift store and saw my middle school bully

02.04.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been wanting to customize my clothes more and embroidered lil spider on a back pocket πŸ•·οΈ

30.03.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: I can’t read French
Also me:

22.03.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

co-working space???? Shut the fuck up and go to the public library

22.03.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me hiding memes around several rooms at D*sn*y

11.03.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Threatening my uterus to stop making me feel this way by google searching hysterectomy every so often

08.03.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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