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@anguisette.bsky.social

A mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a burrito.

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Catmouflage

17.06.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing. Nothing at all. *cue depression*

25.05.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, uhh… is this it? Is America great yet?

23.05.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like, for the majority of people I know, that if I weren’t the one doing the EL of reaching out, keeping in touch, and making plans… they would never even think about me at all.

22.05.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reddit?

24.04.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Illinois ninth will never be the same. This would be amazing

24.03.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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David Raven, British Drag Performer Known as Maisie Trollette, Dies at 91 A mainstay of England’s drag circuit, he performed for over five decades and encouraged other drag queens to flourish.

β€œThere’s a feeling in the arts that there’s an expiry date,” Mr. Dennis said. β€œAnd David showed us there’s no expiry date on being fabulous.”

24.03.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These two scoundrels are constantly interrupting my work day… and I love every second of it. πŸ˜„

It’s bad enough that Pumpkin steals my chair every time I stand up for more then than five seconds, but now Holly has decided that she needs to be in my arms at all times, regardless of how busy I am.

22.03.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

21.03.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two pictures of a white cat totally passed out in his cat tree, with his legs dangling out. The tweet caption says β€œI caught him sleeping like this in his cat tree.”

two pictures of a white cat totally passed out in his cat tree, with his legs dangling out. The tweet caption says β€œI caught him sleeping like this in his cat tree.”

TKO

18.03.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 588    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
huge maine coon cat sitting on the edge of a dresser looking like a person. it’s quite unnerving. why’s he sitting like that??

huge maine coon cat sitting on the edge of a dresser looking like a person. it’s quite unnerving. why’s he sitting like that??

close up of the cat. his paws are at his sides on the dresser like hands. it’s very odd.

close up of the cat. his paws are at his sides on the dresser like hands. it’s very odd.

wyd if you come home to this

09.03.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 696    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 27
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I love Caturday!

08.03.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What does life look like when you’re not in crisis mode?

07.03.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Seliger Act (HB701): Testimony for a New Law My infant daughter is asleep, my husband Jake is dead, and the drug that might have kept him alive long enough to meet her languishes on a shelfβ€”out of reach of other dying husbands and fathers.

The Seliger Act: Testimony for a New Law

05.03.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an orange cat is twisted onto his back with his snoot in the air. his nose is the same color as smoked salmon

an orange cat is twisted onto his back with his snoot in the air. his nose is the same color as smoked salmon

Well we made it to the fin de semana. Yet the semana never really seems to fin these days does it

01.03.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3724    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 5
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

24.02.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 44529    πŸ” 13791    πŸ’¬ 2117    πŸ“Œ 3351
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he did the meme

21.02.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A closeup of my cat with brown and black fur and big green eyes.

A closeup of my cat with brown and black fur and big green eyes.

Zelda says that all of our problems would be fixed if we all licked more buttholes.

22.02.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2254    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 20

It’s not.

21.02.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey you! person reading this! have you considered putting away your phone and having an enjoyable day instead of a bad one? just a thought. either way is cool, I don't even know you.

06.02.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1346    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 10
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An Exhausted Trans Person's Guide to Surviving This Fuckin Shit Ash Kreider published a post on Ko-fi

It's so easy to give up hope, and it is _very much in the interests of the fascists_ for us to exhaust ourselves by drinking from the firehose of human cruelty and awfulness.

So let's talk about NOT doing that, because fuck the fascists, actually.

ko-fi.com/post/An-Exha...

#WritingCommunity

12.02.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It me

I'm a trans person you can hire

13.02.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œSpilled apple juice changes lives.” ~Dr Ramani

07.02.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"More recently, researchers have found that the viral outrage disseminated on social media ... actually reduces the effectiveness of collective action. The result is a media environment that keeps us in a state of ..fear and anger... instead of organizing against [our oppressors]."

06.02.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh man I can't wait for my monster.

05.02.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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