Elyssa Phillips

Paramount getting WB is the worst thing that can happen to us. This is a monopoly on news & entertainment & if you think I'm angry now....Hell hath no fury like a former Strike Captain scorned.

I'm supposed to be funny tonight.
PASADENA. 7:30. Come laugh while it's still allowed

It’s Friday. Just got home from what felt like a Saturday night service… on a Thursday. Grateful — but your girl is EXHAUSTED.

Still, ready to be silly, fun, & stupid at Horror Nerd Comedy TONIGHT, 7:30pm @ Missing at the Mortuary (Pasadena).

For now: peanut butter & Traitors. #whyimstillsingle

THE BEST!

I need to watch!

I want you to hear me.
Just because you've watched "The Bear", does NOT mean you know what it's like to work at a restaurant.

.....but it's pretty dang close. ;)
#whyimstillsingle

How to Watch Actor Awards 2026 and Live From E! Red Carpet Kristen Bell will host The Actor Awards 2026—formerly the SAG Awards—on March 1, with Timothée Chalamet, Michael B. Jordan and more nominated. Here's how to watch the award show and Live From E!.

We're counting down the days until The 32nd Annual Actor Awards Presented by SAG-AFTRA! Get all the info you need to be ready for the biggest night of the year for actors! 👇 www.eonline.com/news/1428835...

LA friends who say I’m on the road too much — 3 CA shows this week:

Tues 8p Palmdale @ Transplants (Horror Fudge)
Wed 8p Santa Monica @ Westside (Maggie’s Mashup)
Fri 7:30p Pasadena @ Missing at the Mortuary (Horror Nerd w/ Dana Gould)

Get tix — #whyimstillsingle 😁

Performing in Palmdale tonight at 7:30.
Let's friggin goooooooo!
(No really... There's gonna be traffic.. let's friggin go. 😏)
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Just finished leading my first meeting as Co-Chair of the SAG-AFTRA L.A. Local Women's Committee, and I'm just so excited, inspired, appreciative, and full of gratitude that I get to do what I do with the people I get to do it with.

Oh.... Stay tuned. 😏
#whyimstillsingle

Clip from my latest interview with the casting directors from Tipsy Casting Podcast is up on my IG.

Such a candid convo — and this pod has great insight for working (and aspiring) actors.

Show them some love in the comments on the clip & check out the full episode!

Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

** SOLD OUT IN INDIANAPOLIS TONIGHT! *** 🙏🙏🙏

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No spam, unless you ask nicely. 😏
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Thank you Elkhart, Indiana!
Now let's spend Valentines Day in Indianapolis!
Come on out and help me figure out #whyimstillsingle.

✈️✈️✈️ Indy!!!!

Had the honor and huge pleasure of being a guest on my gurl Nicole Tran's podcast. I love what she chose as her favorite clip to post. Check it out on my Instagram, show some love, and yes, she is THAT GIRL from Kill Tony. 😈😝
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Sending gratitude, appreciation, and strength to our SAG-AFTRA Negotiating Committee as they head into the first day of talks with the AMPTP! Thank you! 💜💪

I'm at The Nitecap comedy club in Burbank tonight at 7:30. This lineup though 😏😏😏.

Come through!

Take politics out of it.
Being the current President and making a post on your social media depicting our past President and his wife as apes is DISGUSTING.
DISGUSTING.
DISGUSTING.

If you haven't watched Sir Ian McKellen on Colbert deliver the most compelling anti-🧊 message through the words of William Shakespeare....... Well then you haven't watched it.

But you should. 🩵
#StrongerTogether

I love this song so much 💛

To know me, is to know I will always stand up for women when it's called for. Check my stories. Which may mean you have to go to my Instagram to see the full clip. But we have to support and stand up for each other. We have to. And for those of you who don't.... We see you too. 💜
#StrongerTogether

Well.... Somebody hit 10k followers on Instagram today!
And I know it doesn't REALLY mean anything, and yet for me, it feels like a testament of all the work I have done, and continue to do.
#whyimstillsingle 🤪

Catch me in San Luis Obispo this Wednesday at Humdinger Brewery and this Saturday at Nite Cap Comedy in Burbank for some much needed, well-deserved laughter.

This is also my reminder to get gas.
Get gas Elyssa.
And maybe a car air freshener while you're at it. :)
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This is the quote he's referring to and damned if every one of us who's worked in traditional tv prior to the streaming era isn't silently screaming in frustration right now. TV worked perfectly well before everyone tried to become GoT

Not gonna lie -- feels kinda cool getting a shout-out from MLB player Mark Canha on his @bigleaguefoodie Instagram after taking care of him twice at the restaurant.
I. LOVE. HOSPITALITY.

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Not the hero we deserved.
But the hero we needed.
❤️

Actress Catherine O'Hara dies at 71 O'Hara, known for iconic films like "Beetlejuice" and "Home Alone," has died.

We are deeply saddened by the passing of Catherine O’Hara. A beloved actor & comedian, she was a two-time Actor Award winner & a current nominee this year. Her brilliance left an indelible mark on film & TV. Our condolences to her family, colleagues & legions of fans. 💔
#SagAftraMember since 1980

I'm stopping by as many protest locations as possible dropping off (previously purchased) cases of water. Feel free to DM me what location you're gonna be at and I'll make sure I stop by with water provisions! Stay hydrated out there everyone!
#StrongerTogether

While at #CES2026, SAG-AFTRA NED & Chief Negotiator Duncan Crabtree-Ireland and Puck Entertainment Journalist Matt Belloni discussed the question: why do unions need to be part of the A.I. conversation? Listen to the SAG-AFTRA Podcast for more insight: https://ow.ly/uHoo50Y5zGH.