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This is giving The Plague…

05.11.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but then you also get a tote bag #winning

05.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DARVO

05.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great, now The Zone will never be able to buy flood insurance again.

23.05.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As directed by David Cronenberg

23.05.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Receipts: gold

20.05.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOLed

19.05.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning to everyone except those who are part of the fake, very not real agency DOGE named after a memecoin because the govt is run by dorks

17.05.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6267    πŸ” 672    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 18

If you’re born in America, you’re an American.

Pass it on.

15.05.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15733    πŸ” 4496    πŸ’¬ 435    πŸ“Œ 214

Thanks so much. The anniversary is next week, so I guess it’s not far from my mind. Montreal also has a dope, HUGE mural of him on the side of a building that’s also worth the visit. So sorry about your uncle; it’s so devastating when someone’s despair is that acute. Leonard always delivers.

12.05.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My sister, who took her own life in 2010, was a Leonard super fan. Two years ago when we went to Montreal, I trekked up Mont-Royal to his grave and put flowers there. I still can’t listen to β€œHey, That’s No Way to Say Goodbye” without weeping, but the visit was oddly healing. I miss them both.

12.05.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed, but it just struck me as ironic that β€œproud” boys are so ashamed they don’t want to show them.

My bet is that these β€œagents” are all just volunteer vigilantes, but I would love to know for sure.

10.05.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So proud they cover their faces?

10.05.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I LONG to do this.

10.05.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
- I want things to be different 
- *smashes everything*
- oh no

- I want things to be different - *smashes everything* - oh no

I think about this comic at least once a week

10.05.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 23498    πŸ” 4745    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 261

Don’t forget the most valuable part: the data

10.05.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky: thank you for being my people. Just opened something on Threads by accident and thought, β€œwhat is this toxic hellscape?”

10.05.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am aching in my soul to pull off one of their masks.

09.05.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But the Pope is infallible after all, so I guess the Oxford comma is enshrined! πŸ˜†

08.05.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, kids are like β€œwhat’s a pencil?” Lol

08.05.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Receipts are worth their weight in gold.

08.05.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your findings, not the strangeness. I dread the latter.

08.05.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not the kind of abundance Ezra and Derek had in mind.

08.05.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I sense the strangeness, too. I look forward to it.

08.05.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And it’s not all of them, only some. How come?

08.05.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why the masks?!

07.05.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really would love a list of ICE agents to cross-check against the Jan 6 thugs. I feel certain there’s a lot of overlap.

07.05.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t technically get let go because of DOGE, but the company where I worked lost a ton of federal contracts, so I think it counts. Do you teach history?

07.05.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Im trying, but DJT took my job, so it’s hard to focus. I’m really trying!

07.05.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTeenjus, now!” McBride creates worlds with language like nobody else can. β€œIt’s fucking literary, dawg,” as Judy might say.

07.05.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0