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"Are you there, God? It's me, Svenllama." The same Svenllama from the other site, still driving around Massachusetts apple orchard country in an old Honda, listening to the JAMC and rooting for SAFC.

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05.03.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"On behalf of the loyalist people on the Shankill Road, we accept the unconditional surrender of the Provisional Irish Republican Army."

05.03.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know that area well. Used to live just of Route 2A in Acton.

04.03.2026 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you're holding up well inside the real life version of the Everybody Hurts video.

04.03.2026 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's real horrorshow and until you've experienced it, it's hard to really comprehend.

04.03.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12 vehicles involved in series of crashes on I-95 ramp in Danvers All involved were transported to local hospitals after icy roadways caused the chain-reaction crashes, state police say.

Until and unless you intuitively understand that a 12-car pileup on the MA-1/I-95 interchange in Danvers will cause a traffic jam that backs up to the I-495/I-90 interchage in Westborough (~50 miles away), you don't really understand traffic in Boston.

04.03.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*taps the sign*

04.03.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Paul McCartney & Wings - Mary Had A Little Lamb (Desert Video)
From Red Rose Speedway Archive Collection 2018 Paul McCartney & Wings - Mary Had A Little Lamb (Desert Video)

"Where does Coldplay come from?"

03.03.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I appreciate what you're saying, but I don't know if I have the inner strength to be a White Sox fan," says the man who roots for the White Sox of English Football.

03.03.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A DEBASER!

03.03.2026 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most GenX thing you can do is refuse to associate yourself with GenX.

03.03.2026 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dave Gahan vibes are just jumping through the screen.

03.03.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nobody wants to admit it, but the jokes on the other website are often better.

03.03.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time they say Haman's name you've gotta play the spoons.

02.03.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find that I typically get better results by munching *then* pumping.

02.03.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Periodic reminder that the most wholesome, welcoming, and non-toxic nerds are the electric train people.

01.03.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last intelligence agency to compromise a (para)military organization as thoroughly as Mossad compromised the IRGC was MI5 and the Provisional Irish Republican Army.

01.03.2026 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dad of the Year
Provided to YouTube by Redeye Worldwide Dad of the Year ยท Tim Heidecker Dad of the Year โ„— 2024 Bloodshot Records Released on: 2024-09-16 Main Artist: Tim Heidecker Composer Lyricist: Tim Heidecker Music Publisher: Two Pies (ASCAP) Composer: Tim Heidecker Auto-generated by YouTube. Dad of the Year

Sounds like Wilco, feels like life.

01.03.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Neil Sedaka - Laughter in the Rain (1974)
MUSIC: Neil Sedaka / LYRICS: Phil Cody Released in the U.S. in the Fall of 1974, "Laughter in the Rain" reached #1 on the Billboard Top 100 chart on February 1, 1975. It was Sedaka's comeback hit in America (after a string of hit singles in the early 1960s), and the first of several 70s hits fo Neil Sedaka - Laughter in the Rain (1974)

Neil Sedaka. Man.

28.02.2026 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tangential: I love how Midway only has White Sox stuff.

27.02.2026 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH: The Melamine / Oak kitchen cabinets that were popular in the late 80s and early 90s are fantastic. They are durable and low maintenance, adding bright, minimalist, contemporary flair for a low price. If you put some in your kitchen today, you'd love them.

27.02.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I go to Chicago, I think about how much there is to like about living there. And then I think about the fact that your home airport would be O'Hare and that your go-to airline would be United. And it really gives you pause, y'know?

27.02.2026 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw a car with the Massachusetts vanity plate VAPE on the road today. You're not gonna believe it, folks, but it's a Subaru WRX. Who could have possibly seen that one coming?

26.02.2026 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As you know, the experience of driving a Honda with a stick is practically religious. I'm sure the manual Type S is a cut above.

26.02.2026 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What are you looking at, you hipster fuck?! You look like you catch Pokemon for a living."

25.02.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't know about you, but I am un chien Andalusia.

25.02.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boom-cha, boom-cha...

25.02.2026 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The vibes... ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ

25.02.2026 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If The Kids want to know what the 90s were like, they need to watch the video for the Smashing Pumpkins' 1979 over and over again.

25.02.2026 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0