Only Fauns

Plus fighting has gone up 300% since his return 😂

Bottle Blondi

“Kids will only have 2 dolls” literally sounds like the American perception of communism.

Papier d’Arménie rose

Drai will always have MY heart 😜

“It’s time for them to get care from us” David Eby on the Filipino community

My uber driver better appreciate the extreme restraint I showed in NOT singing along to Pink Pony Club 😤

Men:
i am attracted to women that are slim, healthy, and in good shape

Also men:
honey, I’m home! I bought pop, chips, cookies, chocolate, candy, cake, donuts, jelly beans, pretzels, chocolate covered pretzels, ice cream, fritters, beignets, nachos, French fries, booze, pre rolled joints, curry t

The people who were like “America was a bastion of fairness and democracy up until just now!” Are fucking idiots.

Cunty Canadian in a bad mood

At some point we will have to shrug and say “they brought this on themselves”

Wow, the nation of people that allowed Guantanamo Bay eventually sent more people to death camps without due process. It’s nothing new.

To the people who thought they’d chase the “American dream”? You gambled and lost.

I’ll be sad if he goes.

Thank you for this info!! 🥰

Can you share the info? turbotax ain’t getting my $ anymore.

Petition to revive the team name Vancouver Millionaires (because you have to be rich to live here)

Oh fuck yes

Love Jake’s dad

Somehow he’s sweaty, sunburnt AND decrepit. And I’m not talking about his spasmodic dysphonia.

Why are these geezers making decisions for futures they won’t live to see?

Love when they fight, HATE when they get hurt.

I’m 3/5 today, but I found a public toilet with warm water AND paper towels so my hands are no longer numb. And walking the extra blocks will keep me warm 🤞

Yes! In Italy the doge was elected through a rigorous process.

Okay you’re outside the house with a chronic illness and no money. Which setback do you hate least?

- being cold (hands going numb)
- have to use toilet
- getting lost and walking an extra 10 blocks
- thirsty / hungry
- bus is 20 mins late

Only if the Botox hasn’t paralyzed her crying muscles

Perfect. I like the Italian method, too. String ‘em upside down at a gas station.

Can I have Sean Orr’s dishwashing job?

Regretzky

The lawyer says middle class people are living paycheque to paycheque. Oh, sweetums. You don’t want to hear about working class folks.

I dare say us working class are ALSO living paycheque to paycheque, on MUCH lower wages / salaries. Barely surviving.

Frequently starting fights, lol.