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Tiny Beard Wizard πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™

@saltymustache.bsky.social

Am but a smoll wizard but my hat is large and my beard mighty I give spells to those I like Neuro-spicy bismexual I married a Witch, then she put me in her pocket I like to the draw 26 β€’ mdni possible horny Thanks to @starredlady.bsky.social for the Pfp

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Customers are only gonna get to see it if I can sense the freak

14.01.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning lovelies! Sorry it’s bin a while, I was taking a break from the social media ✌️

Anyway, my Christmas present to myself came in! Got this and a silver sharpie. For every person that acknowledges where I got this from I will give the cup 1 tally mark.

14.01.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mfw the customer answer’s their own question but asked it again anyway.

07.01.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Wednesday my lovelies!

Today doesn’t feel real yet, but I’m having fun doing impressions of the costumers after they leave.

07.01.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any time! use it wisely… or silly. Silly is good too.

05.01.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re probably right, like usual.

Here a spell for you 🫴✨🌸

05.01.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning lovelies!

I have seen enough poop for one day. I would like to go home.

Here a spell for some fresh smells
🫴✨🌸🌹

05.01.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning lovelies! Hope y’all have as short of a workday as I do, if you don’t have today off.

Just two more days then it’s DnD night!

04.01.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every once an a while. Here have a spell to help with that
πŸ«΄βœ¨πŸ”«

04.01.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get that! Either way I’m mostly here just to like art and hand out spells

πŸ«΄βœ¨πŸ€

04.01.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating! Prost with the most recent photo of your pet(s)

These goofs, Alphonse (multi color) and Eddie (reddish-brown.

03.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also… VACCINATE YOUR DOGS!!

Here a spell of good fortune to anyone who does
πŸ«΄βœ¨πŸ€

03.01.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning lovelies! Here’s hoping to a slow day, with less nonsense than what’s already going on.

In better news I got to tell a customer they had to leave, fucking amazing feeling ✌️

03.01.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

My pleasure, tasteful booba should always beget good fortune!

02.01.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A great spell, I’m jealous as I don’t know it. Here a spell of good fortune for da booba
πŸ«΄βœ¨πŸ€

02.01.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good job!
Here a spell for your good job
πŸ«΄βœ¨πŸ§€

02.01.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here a spell to wake you up I hope.
πŸ«΄βœ¨β˜•οΈ

02.01.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning! It be like that some days.

02.01.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you smoll round familiar!

Here a spell of good fortune for the emotional support πŸ«΄βœ¨πŸ€

02.01.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning lovelies and happy New Year!

Who the hell said the bone hurty juice was a good idea this morning.

02.01.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Cant wait!

31.12.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!

31.12.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately you can’t smoke spellcraft

31.12.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotchu. πŸ«΄βœ¨πŸƒ

31.12.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not surprised, no straight man grabs a dumbbell like that. Proud to be the same orientation as him.

Here a spell for your glorious knowledge
🫴✨🦞

31.12.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Years!

Here a spell to celebrate 🫴✨🎊

31.12.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn’t agree more! Qrt’ing to manifest some!

Here take this spell, it’s cold out there.
🫴✨πŸ”₯

31.12.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed! Here a spell of good fortune for the pretty tattoo lady πŸ«΄βœ¨πŸ€

31.12.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.12.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the spell kindly spheal.
Here have one of mine for your troubles
🫴✨🐟

31.12.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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