Tiny Beard Wizard 🩷💜💙

Customers are only gonna get to see it if I can sense the freak

Good morning lovelies! Sorry it’s bin a while, I was taking a break from the social media ✌️

Anyway, my Christmas present to myself came in! Got this and a silver sharpie. For every person that acknowledges where I got this from I will give the cup 1 tally mark.

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Mfw the customer answer’s their own question but asked it again anyway.

Happy Wednesday my lovelies!

Today doesn’t feel real yet, but I’m having fun doing impressions of the costumers after they leave.

Any time! use it wisely… or silly. Silly is good too.

You’re probably right, like usual.

Here a spell for you 🫴✨🌸

Good morning lovelies!

I have seen enough poop for one day. I would like to go home.

Here a spell for some fresh smells
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Morning lovelies! Hope y’all have as short of a workday as I do, if you don’t have today off.

Just two more days then it’s DnD night!

Every once an a while. Here have a spell to help with that
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I get that! Either way I’m mostly here just to like art and hand out spells

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No cheating! Prost with the most recent photo of your pet(s)

These goofs, Alphonse (multi color) and Eddie (reddish-brown.

Also… VACCINATE YOUR DOGS!!

Here a spell of good fortune to anyone who does
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Good morning lovelies! Here’s hoping to a slow day, with less nonsense than what’s already going on.

In better news I got to tell a customer they had to leave, fucking amazing feeling ✌️

My pleasure, tasteful booba should always beget good fortune!

A great spell, I’m jealous as I don’t know it. Here a spell of good fortune for da booba
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Good job!
Here a spell for your good job
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Here a spell to wake you up I hope.
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Good morning! It be like that some days.

Thank you smoll round familiar!

Here a spell of good fortune for the emotional support 🫴✨🍀

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Morning lovelies and happy New Year!

Who the hell said the bone hurty juice was a good idea this morning.

Yes! Cant wait!

Hell yeah!

Unfortunately you can’t smoke spellcraft

Gotchu. 🫴✨🍃

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Not surprised, no straight man grabs a dumbbell like that. Proud to be the same orientation as him.

Here a spell for your glorious knowledge
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Happy New Years!

Here a spell to celebrate 🫴✨🎊

Couldn’t agree more! Qrt’ing to manifest some!

Here take this spell, it’s cold out there.
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Agreed! Here a spell of good fortune for the pretty tattoo lady 🫴✨🍀

Thank you for the spell kindly spheal.
Here have one of mine for your troubles
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