the hills have thighs

Did you guys hear that? I'm scared... I don't know what was that guys and I didn't... do that...

Help! I’ve started calling everyone “Diva” and I can’t stop

Adding this to my list!

Hi this was beautiful thank you

"Afterlife" by Evanescence has reawakened my inner 13 year old and I'm here for it tbh

I killed Liz! I killed the teen dream! Deal with it.

No one drives worse than someone with a Catholic radio bumper sticker.

The way I know the source photo off the top of my head 😭

Listening to goth club bangers in my office today 🥀💃🏻

THE WAY I am going to read your ass on Tuesday

*Kidz bop version* gosh dang manchild...

You know, the real horror in the final destination franchise is workplace safety violations.

That may work in your favor

Her tagline makes me cringe every time😬

I want to be a slut again but that directly contradicts my main impulse which is to be lazy

Thank you kind stranger

Really good doctors in the Scream universe

Lmaoooooo this is such a fitting update

I'm going to post about real housewives so i start seeing real housewives memes on my feed

If it helps, dick today is spooky

You did mean him directly, right?

Team Sharon 💯

Watching Smile a second time and I fear I judged her a little too harshly. Not very scary but a pretty solid movie

Every year Spotify confirms for me that I am both goth and a f*ggot

Napoleon ass tweet

FUCKFACE BOUNCER, LET ME IN THE CLUB, I WANT TO KISS MY BABY ON THE LEATHERETTE

I’m coming out as a lemon stealing whore

Garbage duh

Me to my twitter oomfs that don’t follow me back here

The director and costume designer of that movie are so chefs kiss. Same as the cell