Jon

Twice in one game, no less!

- Did you hear Liverpool are playing Leeds?

- Really? I thought the only leads in their season were the ones they give up!

- OHHHH HOHOHOHOHOHO!

Van Dijk a real captain, not letting his CB partner blush alone

Konate making a terrific case to pay for Guehi this winter transfer window. #LFC

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

Hugo if true

*Fozzie commentating for Arsenal*

Saka saka!

Incoming 10min VAR check for #LFC

Bold statement: I like Ekitike #LFC

I think Gakpo get an unfair amount of stick relative to our other attackers given his contributions. Just wish he’d make more use of the wing.

Gakpo “play a through ball to your overlapping LB” challenge. Isn’t that the reason we brought Kerkez into the squad? #LFC

Hear me out: Halloween costumes 2026

Check the bookies

Wirtz > Gakpo > Isak #LFC

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs

here's one of mine

Steve is Afraid (2023)

ChatGPT-ass recommendation

Left: disallowed
Right: allowed

What are we doing here? #LFC

So there wasn’t even a question of offside? Or are we saying it doesn’t matter because he wasn’t obstructing Alisson? #LFC

i hope this is how someone finds out

Imagining these two in a scene together.

Jim West,
Desperado,
Rough rider —
No, he’s not a robot

Coming out of running man:

Hahaha what are we doing here, people?

My new rom-com column kicks off with ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ You've Got Rom-Com makes the case that the 2011 ensemble comedy is the *most* rom-com ever made

Listen, after four years of writing about over 100 rom-coms, I thought I might be done with the genre for good. But hearing how many of you miss my old column made me realize the love story isn't over after all. So welcome to my brand new column, You've Got Rom-Com! I hope you'll join

Informal measurement: at least a handful of

Old joke: If a genie gave Democrats three wishes, they'd negotiate down to one, and then wish for something they think Republicans might like.

Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?

MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.

Not me refreshing this app, on pins and needles, waiting for the Jersey Dowling Review