Marinaisgo

There are so many cool games on steam and I loathe the computer. I wish I could play them on my ps5

A cute cartoon of a child wearing a sombrero and eating a taco with the words Billy taco apostrophe s above his head

Poor young Billy is the taco’s child now.

What is that? Also have you heard of finch? The collectibles are never ending.

Husband: That’s what they call me.

Kid: Who?

Husband: The ladies

Kid: What ladies?

Husband: …

Me: 😏

Husband: Ok, so technically there were no ladies.

I made my daughter look up “this is a cheerocracy” because she didn’t want to finish her fucking lunch and I told her that this is a cheerocracy.

Thank you 😁

Image description: Marina’s hands with nail bed and knuckle tattoos placed staggered on top of each other in front of a pothos. Their new manicure is almond shaped and mossy green with the middle and ring fingers of each hand painted to look like cute smiling frogs.

Portlan frog yo amo

Marina’s hands with nail bed and knuckle tattoos placed staggered on top of each other in front of a pothos. Their new manicure is almond shaped and mossy green with the middle and ring fingers of each hand painted to look like cute smiling frogs.

Guys. I just got my nails done. Someone pay me to hold their products for them.

This just in, local burglar doesn't like it when doors are locked.

I had a dream that I was trying to be friends with this girl but I ate the glass pineapple charm off a knit hat she made for a craft fair. And I apologized right away and promised to buy her Thai food to make up for it.

Is anybody else in Portland unable to keep a phone call connected for more than 5 mins? I was trying to talk to my friend and the call kept dropping.

Things I wanted to paint but I said I didn't have time:

* My family as kpop demon hunter characters

* Arthur from red dead redemption 2

* The supermoon over 82nd ave

* The portland protest frog

Thank you!

Ok. I have an important and relevant question for fluent Spanish speakers:

If a frog is la Rana, but the frog identifies as man, is he El Rano?

The thing about a city that rolls and shakes and is tense with trauma and stuck with old scars isn't that it changes, or even that things move and leave and transition to something else. The thing is that these changes should be making the backbone stronger. Making the place live longer.

they were. And as I was walking, the towers were swaying and the houses were rolling and I thought about all the pain and disaster that had befallen the city over the years. And I thought that this city might be a hard place to live. And also wonderful.

I thought about my back, which was the dirt and infrastructure and the water table. It was the earth's crust under everythimg. And how it's strong because it moves.

I waived my feet in the air. And then I put them on the floor. I walked them along the rivers. And I wondered what part of the city

I started to sway the houses and I shook the towers and the rivers overflowed their banks.

I knew that the people of the city wanted stillness. But I also knew that the people of the city needed movement. And I, as the city needed movement and needed change for me to live.

I went to dance today and I spent some time thinking of my body as a city. My arms were the rivers and my legs were the towers and my belly and thighs were the houses and parks and walking paths. And I realized that nothing happens in this city that the rest doesn't feel it, isn't moved.

Honestly, it's the only logical choice.

Insta is finally just serving me videos only in Spanish and I love it.

a cartoon of a woman laying on a blanket on the floor Alt: a cartoon of a woman trying to get in bed around a sleeping cat and her butt is hanging out in the cold air.

I teach all my pets a command called "scoot." Which means move out of my way. This dog is the worst at it because he knows I'll never actually kick him out of wherever he is.

Not me at the yard sale eaves dropping on the old people absolutely seething about the pedo prwz and how much they hate him.

Macdonalds sign advertising monopoly

Y'all remember that scene in super troopers where they cut the cup on the other side of the monopy piece and that shitty racist cop gets soda all over him and he pulls a gun on the burger staff?

FYI my husband is starting an Honor Harrington fan club. They meet 122nd and Stark. You don't have to read Honor Harrington books, but you can't be a TERF and you better fucking agree that autism is a normal thing that some humans just have oh my god.

Pero is the esuper ball an american pinche citizen tho

Safelight dealt with them for me. If you want a recommendation. It was relatively painless.

It's wild AF that (according to a rumor I heard) Dave Chappelle's whole transphobic melt down was because a doll he paid for sex didn't like him like that and now he's the one sucking cock for money.

Insurance paid for our windshield replacement. You might could get a reimbursement.