Minion Librarian

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

Prey-bans

Story of my life.

Dog Cricket as Olenna Tyrell, "Tell Kristi, I want her to know it was me."

🤣🤣🤣

Big Island you must go to Volcanoes National Park. Maui had great snorkeling. We are taking E to Big Island this summer, I’ll find my list of what we’re planning.

There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later.

There was a new sign:

"This sleeping willow is full."

And a map of other locations to try.

Once had a student who had no hope of passing and who hadn’t been showing up to class come for the final exam. It took everything in my power no not blurt “you gotta be kidding “.

Dafuq?

I mean, seriously, I cannot fathom the train of thought that led to this.

Same

One was an electrician. One ran a small company related to water tanks.

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

I want him out so badly. (Although I know nothing about his opponent so for all I know he could be worse.)

Blinking guy gif x 1000

GW sold Virginia campus for $427 million to Amazon for data center development The deal transfers all of GW’s roughly 122 acres of property in Loudoun County, Virginia, to ADS for $427,299,350 — roughly $3.5 million an acre — according to real estate records.

That story broken is here, and people should be outraged at what it's reporting. 2/

gwhatchet.com/2026/03/02/g...

This is not just cursed, its monstrous. The digital resurrection of a historian who died in January of this year, all so Grammarly can get some more clicks and engagement from students and/or scholars and/or others.

It feels so wrong on so many levels, these ghosts enslaved to AI forever

🖋️ “Please vote No on Bradford Wilson for Archivist” hit 100 signers!

💬 Text SIGN PZNQUO to 50409

Follow-up: they are adding stuff that we don’t need or want and are significantly upping the price because of it. 🙄 But they did come down considerably for me, so they are willing to negotiate. 📚

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` are you insane ? '' written below him . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` are you insane ? '' written below him .

Dear Chronicle of Higher Education:

What the actual fuck are you thinking with this price increase?!?!?

Anyone else get a renewal notice with a 50% increase? 📚

I think so. That explains postpartum depression after adoption. Which is certainly a massive emotional experience. (Ask me how I know. 😬)

And never enough room to pack them!!!

I HATE the packing dream. I also hate how often I have it.

We just paid $160 for E’s college one. Does not include honor cords. 😳 Solidarity.

A picture of fingers making a heart labeled Gen Z; another different picture of fingers making a heart labeled Millenials, and a picture of the tribal leader from Indiana Jones with a human heart in his hand labeled Gen X

Having my father back in my life again after 30 years is weird as fuck. And he hasn’t even moved back yet.

I always check every pocket, sometimes twice. Still found B’s eyedrops in the dryer today.

Live updates: Shooting suspect's clothing had Iranian flag Three people are dead and 14 others were injured in a mass shooting early Sunday outside Buford’s bar on West Sixth Street. Among the dead was the suspected gunman who was shot by officers.

And so it begins.

😳😳😳

We call that the vocabulary tax!

A friend just sent me this picture. It’s uh…quite something.

Everything going on right now makes more sense if you realize everybody in power right now sees their job as making TV, social media, and short form video for a Nielsen demographic of one.