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Spouse and I got dinner with a friend last night and the man at the table next to us was about to tell his group about how someone bit his relatives nose off, and we were like "one moment, we're eavesdropping' and our friend was appalled. buddy, this ravioli is $40, I'm here for dinner and show lmao

01.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Realta returns to Webtoon January 20th 2026

09.12.2025 12:08 — 👍 78    🔁 18    💬 6    📌 3

I've been playing the Dragon Quest 1 & 2 remaster and tonight I got to the cave before Rendarak and had to shut the game off because I was crying so hard it was hard to see. The writing was on the wall that the cut scene would happen and it still devastated me 😭

22.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I put babies in pumpkins last weekend and now everyone who crosses the threshold of my office is forced to gaze upon my nephews crammed into gourds

14.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alas, TVCT was a drop of poison I dripped into our exalted dictator's ear. We were bamboozled by the promise of climax powered FTL. Somehow the risque scenes were still better than the ones in Hyperion, or at least funnier

08.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

still thinking about this crème brûlée brownie I had last week. I don't think i'll ever be the same tbh

28.06.2025 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🐉x 🧙‍♀️ #yuri

19.06.2025 13:37 — 👍 530    🔁 150    💬 7    📌 1

an artist i like posted Ouran fan art and now i'm like 'damn, i should rewatch that,' pray for me y'all

01.06.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 28820    🔁 8112    💬 38    📌 761

made a bluesky account to distract me from my book clubs disastrous April choice
@clutchingpearls.bsky.social 😭

07.05.2025 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Walden the crow skateboarding (safely, with a helmet.) the skateboard says “CR-WOAH” on the bottom.

He was a skater crow he said see you later crow

07.05.2025 12:14 — 👍 127    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 1