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Lexie Mountain π“…Ύ

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Lebanese Italian Irish WASP (fragrant) My father LIVES WITH ME he has DEMENTIA and I am ALWAYS TIRED https://lexiemountain.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-here-to-win-one-million-dollars

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Is Ottobar on here? @ottobar.bsky.social ? Impossible to say

16.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
laying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸŽ¨πŸͺ¨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!!!! Come on!!!!!!!

laying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸŽ¨πŸͺ¨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!!!! Come on!!!!!!!

Slaying a show today 6pm doors I'm on first at 7:30 @ottobuddy with DUNUMS (NC πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸŽ¨πŸͺ¨), Safra & The Machete Clan, Lexie Mountain!! May the wind carry you there ok my dude

16.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll never tell

21.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting on the porch with my dad and his dementia. Practicing our Free Form One Way Conversing for when we go up to the majors: "What day is it. Some crystal day in the middle of the week? Sunday? Or Saturday."

18.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

used the word "chesticles" in front of some new friends, best option here is completely vaporizing in the next three minutes

08.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pics!!!

02.09.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a philodendron named either Kevin or Steve that would look nice but I'm open to suggestions!

01.09.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Image: glossy 10" Vintage Napcoware Porcelain Seagull Bird Planter from different angles, lifted off an eBay listing. I am certain this seagull planter will ease all of my pain. Details like ombrΓ© black to grey feathers on the wings, black wing tips with white spots, and a red beak dot for feeding young assure me that everything's gonna be okay for fuckin once

Image: glossy 10" Vintage Napcoware Porcelain Seagull Bird Planter from different angles, lifted off an eBay listing. I am certain this seagull planter will ease all of my pain. Details like ombrΓ© black to grey feathers on the wings, black wing tips with white spots, and a red beak dot for feeding young assure me that everything's gonna be okay for fuckin once

She will solve all my problems

31.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made cat repellant for a freshly seeded yardzone by blending spicy peppers from my garden, diluting the slurry & sprinkling it all over the place. A sniff of the blended peps was like macing myself on purpose. Prob a terrible idea to put something like this in a water balloon

26.08.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Been doing this yoga routine "Metamorphosis Flow" where you lie on your back and waggle your limbs in the air until its time to call out sick from work

18.08.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know i’ve said this ad infinitum on here but POLITICIANS WORK FOR US. WE PAY THEM WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS TO WORK FOR US. IT IS THEIR JOB TO LISTEN TO OUR CONCERNS AND REPRESENT US AS THEIR CONSTITUENTS. THINKING OF IT ANY OTHER WAY IS POLITICS AS FANDOM

17.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Like how is it news that there would be consequences for pushing back and then no consequences if you do nothing. The worst part is that the latter isn't even true: even if you do nothing there will be consequences. Bizarre centrist idea to recommend Shrugging as a response to active fascism

13.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So everyone's just spineless now is that it. Spine removal surgeons doing a brisk business out there

13.08.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying to take a nap and just as I was about to nod off my brain said β€œok so Nicole Kidman had her tongue taken out in 1951” how can I possibly sleep now? Why did it do that to me???

11.08.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The military takeover of Washington is not a β€œdistraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.

11.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13161    πŸ” 3935    πŸ’¬ 441    πŸ“Œ 226

Thank you for admitting that Dems aren't the left

11.08.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry did you just learn about these two people today? One of them is the reason we have Trump in the first place and the other openly courted Republicans during her campaign

11.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok this is way different than what I thought I would get at the reserve which I had assumed would be tapes roaming free in their natural habitat. Anyway pasta please

04.08.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they can have a little namesearch, as a treat

01.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all I moved to Baltimore last year and have seen a ton of great music and art here but I've seen the Lexie Mountain Boys* twice now and their wordless dada vocalization stuff blew me away both times. The ripped up cabbage heads were a bonus.

*they're mostly girls

27.07.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wolf Eyes
Lexie Mountain Boys
Marc Miller 
Sunday 3rd August
Ottobar 
7pm doors 
all ages 
tix at theottobar.com 

photo of Wolf Eyes standing by a bunch of gear looking slightly menacing

Wolf Eyes Lexie Mountain Boys Marc Miller Sunday 3rd August Ottobar 7pm doors all ages tix at theottobar.com photo of Wolf Eyes standing by a bunch of gear looking slightly menacing

holy crow it's almost august

that means it's almost time for Wolf Eyes, Lexie Mountain Boys and Marc Miller 8/3 at the Ottobar

that's next sunday whoa

27.07.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Levester Williams: "all matters aside" Quarries the Local and Literary - BmoreArt Walking into Levester Williams’ all matters asideβ€”on view through December 14 at UMBC’s Center for Art, Design, and Visual Culture … Continued

The exhibition Levester Williams: all matters aside closes this weekend at UMBC's Center for Art, Design, and Visual Culture! Thanks to BmoreArt for this great review by Lexie Mountain β€” bmoreart.com/2024/12/leve... #umbc @bmoreart.bsky.social

10.12.2024 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honey she's been bearing arms this whole time lol

01.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Click-thru page screen capped Image of iridescent eye on peacock feather with article title "Peacock feathers can emit laser beams" which sounds really fun tbh

Click-thru page screen capped Image of iridescent eye on peacock feather with article title "Peacock feathers can emit laser beams" which sounds really fun tbh

Good news, everyone

01.08.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Please don't tell anyone but once I used a contemporary gas can and it did in fact require two people and made both of us feel like complete fucking morons. Why do we pay for the crimes of children

31.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"How I Fucked Up The Entire Earth" by Kamala Harris Soars Past 800 Copies In First Week

31.07.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1301    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 34

No this is good actually, making sure fuel can pour out of a can very quickly, for reasons I cannot legally go into rn

31.07.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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URGENT: support twins Seela and Sidra ( 4 y/o) to survive!! We are Seela and Sidra, we are just children, twin sisters surviving in Gaza. We write this with the help of our buddy, Sister Claudia. Because we ourselves have trouble finding the words to understan...

Walid just sent me a video of his daughters learning to drink salt water so as to lessen their hunger. Can we help them today? chuffed.org/project/1253...

29.07.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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