Cat <3

Don't threaten me with a good time

Yes I am a cat meow slurp slurp sniff sniff

My favorite part of sucking my own dick is smelling my own farts

what, why? i like him even more now.

this isn't satire, it's just misinformation lmao shit is cringe

@baebaeyy.bsky.social sorry i like men

why don't you?

@tearsoflibs.bsky.social friend, i hope all is well. how was anger management? did you have any breakthroughs? it's slow going at first but stick with it and you'll feel better in no time. love you hon!

bro this shit is so low effort. any idea how that profile got so many followers?

wait do people really think that trump stole the election? it's not a meme?

Why is your profile picture an edited version of this facebook post???

www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...

could've been a dog, who knows

honey, i think you're fibbing here. i kindly asked for help understanding why tariffs raising prices is a good thing but you never replied to me! it's ok if you can't answer me, but let's discuss it at least! i love discussing things without parroting talking points.

hey bro im still super confused. could you help me understand why higher prices are good?

im sorry but im still confused. idk if they're terrible or not, im trying to understand. why is raising prices good? won't that hurt families who are already struggling to get by?

wait, that means that prices generally would increase. i thought we wanted to avoid more inflation? now im really confused

happy birthday mr president i love you

hey sweetie, can you please explain to me what a tariff is? i don't understand all this economy talk and i want to learn.

baby boy, spite is rarely productive. this comic runs counter to the beauty in your soul. i know it's almost impossible to see it when you're this depressed but it is there. you have to keep moving. you can't stop or the hatred will encompass all that you are. it isn't too late. i believe in you.

sweet pea, when an election is over, political merch tends to go on clearance! trump isn't responsible for this; his merch is on clearance too.

i want you to find peace. i want you to be comfortable in your own skin. you deserve so much more than this. you can be happy. you just have to try. love u

booboo this image doesn't make much sense. tears are salty. there's no such thing as sweet tasting tears.

i want to help you hon. i know there's good in you. i know it's hard to express it when you're so sad but, with time, you can feel better. posting like this won't fill the void in your heart <3

sweetie, this post isn't very nice. in life, we ought to try and spread positivity when we can. if we do that, we might be able to find happiness. i know you're struggling right now. i wish i could make it all go away for you. but i'm here for you babe, i can be a shoulder to cry on. love you honey

honey baby, you think about murdering your political opponents an awful lot. i'm concerned for you. there's an epidemic of mass shootings and you seem to fit the profile to a t. you also post a lot about pedophiles. it's all very concerning and i'm here for you if you want to talk about it. xoxo <3

G-A-Y? more like W-W-W

to be fair idk who's watching morning joe for the principled stances they take, isn't it mostly people who forgot to turn off the tv before bed?

hey booboo i think you accidentally posted an unrelated image here. slow down on the posting! i know you're angry, i know the medication hasn't been as helpful as we want it to be, but you have to exercise some self control too. i'm always here for you baby, you know that. xoxo

hey beautiful, i'm concerned at the number of images about pedophiles you have saved on your phone. are you ok? do you want to talk about it? i'm non-judgemental, i want to help you work through any inappropriate urges you might be having before they escalate. let me know hon!

babycakes, pregnant women can have short hair! that might not do it for you, but that's ok, everyone has a type. everything's gonna be ok. i love you!

honey i know rachel is a handsome lady but she isn't your type - she's a woman! don't worry, you'll find a nice man to settle down with someday. everyone's mr. right is out there somewhere. i'm rooting for you. it gets better <3

cutie pie i'm so proud of you for coming out of the closet! rfk jr is a very attractive man, but you don't have to put others down to acknowledge that! i'm here for you boo and i fully support your journey of self discovery <3