Mark Fortgang

Putting an actual draft dodger on your Veteran's Day show is certainly a choice. SMH

I get it, I mean getting that money back from Argentina is going to be a pain in the ass.

I can’t figure out if I hurt my elbow playing football yesterday, or facepalming myself too hard during the Giants game. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🥴

Just in case anyone had some disposable income they feel like flushing down the toilet. 😂

Or costed instead of cost.

Buh bye!

*Thanksgiving… I hate AI autocorrect. 😡

Thanks would like a word.

I’m going to tell people I was actually at their Halloween party, but I was dressed as The Epstein Files which is why you couldn’t see me. 🤷‍♂️🎃

I was going to go as Mike Johnson for Halloween this year, but I couldn’t figure out a way to remove my spine. 🤷‍♂️🎃

Yeah, because his members get their healthcare through the union and don't rely on the ACA subsidies to keep the costs down. "It doesn't affect me so I don't care!" How very Republican of you. 🙄

I just saw someone say they are voting for Cuomo because Mamdani is, and I quote, a nepo baby. Wondering if they know what the Tappen Zee Bridge is called now. 🤷‍♂️😂

I find myself agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene far more frequently than I’m comfortable with these days. 😳

I find myself agreeing with her far more frequently than I’m comfortable with these days.

Sounds like she could use a young man to fill that hole.

Well, in his defense, Rob Schneider is, as you stated, an idiot, so… 🤷‍♂️

Participation Peace Prize

Scurried… like a rat. Perfect.

Sure, bot, whatever you say. 🙄

NEWS FLASH: We don’t give a shit if there are Democrats in it because we’re not in a cult. Also, the fact that you think that addle-brained orange moron is being strategic is adorable. 🙄

Hate to break the news to you, MAGA, but he’s sh*tting on you too. 💩

Does he realize that criticizing Trump also falls under the umbrella of free speech? 🤷‍♂️

If it doesn’t include an extension of the ACA subsidies they can go f**k themselves.

People need to start ripping the masks off those f**king coward’s faces.

Time for blue states to start withholding federal tax money.

There is literally no way that dude isn't going to eventually be caught in an airport bathroom with a male hooker.

🤷‍♂️

very new threat, every new deployment, and every new distraction, only strengthens my belief that whatever is in those Epstein files must be very, very, VERY bad. 🤷‍♂️

Because they know if they come back they're going to have to swear in Congresswoman Grijalva, and spineless lapdog Mike Johnson is shaking in his boots about those Epstein files coming out.