Deedee Rose

Iosef Tarasov killed John Wick’s dog and John Wick murdered 439 people about it and you know what? I get it.

Hey, I’m sitting in the dumpster with you. Neither of us realize that our smudged faces look like haute couture and that fashion week is happening right around the corner, and if we can help each other climb out of the dumpster, we can sneak in for snacks and to get photographed by paparazzi.

so the OCD won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see

Or whatever Eminem said

Not enough people are being vocal about this situation and I’m tired of the silence

Me, forging ahead on some foolhardy quest

butts are just the boobs of the back

A blue eyed sphynx cat positioned on a woman’s bare thighs staring inquisitively into the camera

A blue eyed sphynx cat sitting on a woman’s bare thighs looking off into the distance

Lookadis cat!

Ok but those breaded eggplant cutlets slap. Cook em in the air fryer then layer some seasoned ricotta between 3 of them and eat ‘em with a little penne with marinara situation. Chefs kiss.

What if we all, just like chill for a sec?

Uh <5

burnout occurs when you try to rub your last two brain cells together to make a thought and instead they catch fire and torch the entirety of your gray matter.

Me: “COVID caused my hair to fall out. I don’t have ANY hair left! Is this what it’s like to go BALD?!”

Also Me:

Podcast promo for Worst Week Yet episode 138 featuring Abbey Hannis. Includes the podcast logo, a picture of Abbey, a burning cop car, a mosquito and the episode title “The Worst Week Yet Gives Blood… To Mosquitos”

Hey Skeeters, Me and my pal @deedeerose.bsky.social did a podcast with my pal Abbey Hannis about mosquitos and dead billionaires and how the Supreme Court should have sour cream and tomatoes on it, it was really fun & you should go check it out!
Worstweekyet.com

Satanic Lesbians Have All But Demolished The Christian God

quote skeet with your right wing grifter headline

Not autocorrect changing reason to season

“Cis is a made up word.” Oh yeah? You know what else is made up? Every other fucking word including the word words. Shut up.

and just like that, somewhere between a Wegman’s and a Wawa, I realized I was once again disoriented in the suburbs of Philadelphia…

Every day I think about the time my friend put a “Honk if you’re sad” bumper sticker on her car, forgot about it, then got paranoid she was a really bad driver because people kept honking at her.

Always willing to destroy my notifs for brain chemicals

In restaurants we say FIFO for first in first out product rotation and I know you speak restaurant so i was like “FAFO ok…uh…First…hm? First audited…first…ousted? First assessed…finally overthrown? What are they cooking with this?” And then i realized you were speaking internet not restaurant.

When you're so depressed you don't even bother to use a coaster

she’s making the bed cause she’s a trad wife, i’m making the bed in case i die under suspicious circumstances i don’t want the people investigating to think i’m a slob and i’m afraid not making it will taunt the universe, causing me to die under suspicious circumstances. we are not the same.

I was here for less than 24 hours before I saw some anthropomorphized dildo say libraries are obsolete wastes of space. I thought it was supposed to be better here. Why did y’all trick me?

Okay, but you do know people can check out the books and take them home and read them at their leisure and return them. What’s your plan for lending books in this digital library, big brain?

This is an embarrassing take. Libraries are hugely important community resource centers and provide free access to everything they offer for everyone no exceptions. Not everyone can afford to buy books let alone an e-reader or a computer all of which are free to use at the library. Irreplaceable.

These mugs are so good!