Zach Goldberg

Somehow, Chris Farley has returned.

She was offended that the cashmere sweater he gave her had a dot on it.

Young 'uns would call it "Playing Down to Kyle Orton"

Guys, I'm not worried about Joe Flacco. I'm worried about our shitty special teams and MLF trying to get too cute.

This is sarcasm right?

To be fair, it worked for Bari Weiss.

Ted Baxter from the Mary Tyler Moore Show

Let's do the fucking news!

Sideshow Bob stepping on the rakes is a top 5 bit in Simpsons history, right?

Shams is gonna will a Giannis trade out of Milwaukee if it’s the last thing he does.

Two down. What a win!

Check out Wild Bill here

I guess Chourio is healthy enough.

Wild Bill!

Miz = Thanasis. I won’t elaborate.

Angel Hernandez is embarrassed by Mike Estabrook’s strike zone tonight.

Bring on the robot umps.

That’ll work too

LFG!!!!

Alright. Let’s chip away at the lead. Lotta ballgame left.

Ashby…ugh

Me, an amateur sports doctor: "be careful out there."

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

The word "Orwellian" is overused...but this is some Orwellian shit.

Just say you want CBS to appeal to MAGA.

If the Cardinals were shaving points and/or trying to lose intentionally while keeping it close would they do anything differently?

Bumping this up in light of, um, updates.

Where's the evidence? Where's the manure?

People who picked Arizona in their survivor leagues should form a class action lawsuit against the Cardinals organization.

On paper, the next two weeks should be comfortable Ws. If we're legit.

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