Donaeld the Unready

I really hope the form includes a box for them to enter their NI number.

Alt text: a map of the Black Sea and Caucasus area, with lots of planes being tracked. They're pretty much all headed over Georgia.

Just logging on for my first day as an air traffic controller in Tbilisi, can't wait to really get stuck in to this job.

It's all the rain

Schrödinger's Pat-riot

Dagda or Cloisters for a chill beer, depending on desired cuisine I'd recommend Kebab Mahal, Ting Thai Caravan, One Plate or Ong Gie.

The bridge of an oil tanker. It has "No Smoking. Safety First" painted across it. The tanker is actively disregarding this rule, and is smoking quite a lot.

Come on guys, what's Rule One of Tanker Club?

Badenoch essentially continuing her Garth Merenghi tribute act here.

"I know a lot of politicians who use racist dog whistles and they're all cowards."

Monday.

Bad news for Wells-Next-The-Arabian-Sea too.

"Well, I thought that visit went well, did you get some good photos of me for the press?"

"Sure did boss, photos of you looking mean and superior in a severe all black get-up, striding through a grim brick-built camp. Real powerful. Very symbolic."

We're going to need a bigger FIFA Peace Prize.

Given an infinite amount of time and an infinite number of cursed monkey paws Labour might one day make a statement that is actually left wing.

I'm almost glad it's not just me having these thoughts.

His father really was a tool maker.

I'm not typing it all out because there's nothing of value in it but the image is of a Twitter post from Goodwin moaning about losing the by-election in short sentences double-spaced as if it's a shit beat poem.

Goodwin's heil-kus are getting steadily worse

A miserable cunt in a suit (Matt Goodwin) standing on his own texting in front of some windows. He's probably not about to do the decent thing.

"Come on Nigel, you've not got a new phone. You know exactly who dis."

Matt Goodwin to eat every vote cast against him live on TV.

Matthew Goodwin’s by-election diary Canvassing, former school bullies and a snoring, prosecco-filled Johnathan Gullis are just some of the challenges when campaigning for high office

Funny you should mention... www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...

Excellent work as always, take that Craig Amos.

Desperately looking up a list of famous people from Hertfordshire to do the "Your boys took one hell of a beating" line.

Hard to argue with this one.

Mandelson brought down by Hoyle? Chorley not.

Downfall meme, with Hitler (who looks surprisingly like Peter Mandleson) screaming "Lindsay Hoyle! Lindsay fucking Hoyle!" If you thought you saw me post this three seconds ago with Lindsay spelt in the different ways despite there only being two of them in the caption... No you didn't.

Congratulations to Reform's own Danning Kruger Effect for choosing the week in which there are finally some men arrested in connection with Epstein (although noticeably not to do with any sexual crimes) to start use phrases like "Unregulated sexual economy" in public.

It did ok in Europe and the US but it absolutely bombed in East Asia.

A Cluedo board showing all the different rooms but with no pieces on it.

I accuse Miss Conduct in the Public Office with the Pedophile.

Peter Mandelson side-talking to the Andrew formerly known as Prince, both wearing suits and ties. The space in between them is called the perineum

"Listen here Godber, you'll get used to it. Porridge is porridge innit.
"But Fletch, I want kedgeree with runny eggs just like the servants make."

They did it in the public office too, the exhibitionists. At least the rest of us have the sense to use the stationary cupboard.