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Alfonzo 🧑🍊

@goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social

Some dorky hyena (26) who got bullied into making an account πŸ”ž Shoddy artist and pun lover Wedgies, noogies, and wet willies are my jam

218 Followers  |  313 Following  |  295 Posts  |  Joined: 25.04.2025
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Posts by Alfonzo 🧑🍊 (@goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social)

That would be baller

01.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take:
A group a fat, furry bullies should come here, beat me up, and then kiss me gently while we play Dokapon Kingdom, which will inevitably lead to more bullying

01.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still got some slots open, I really need it sadly, paypal fucked em yo badly this month :(

28.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congrats on 1k goober!!!
You're such a sweet bean and ana amazing artist!
Thank you for making the world brighter <3

28.02.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you sooooooo sooo so much for 1k followers here πŸ’•
This time, I'll be doing a draw featuring TWO characters of the winners choosing :3

Rules are below!! It'll be a fast one too~ I'm pulling the winner TOMORROW (Sat the 28th) AT 7pm EST!

27.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 1

Congrats on 300 dude!

27.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Barry dangles by their panties holding a sign that says "ART RAFFLE! 300 followers!"

Barry dangles by their panties holding a sign that says "ART RAFFLE! 300 followers!"

Raffle time! Winner(s) will get a full body colored piece!

To enter:
- Must be following me
- Repost this
- Reply to this post!

Ends on 3/1/2026 :3

24.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 2
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Hi guys, I don't usually open for commissions until I have my batch halfway or fully done

Due to issues this month, I need to pay a large amount of bills and am running out of groceries so I will need to now open for emergency commissions.

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Thank you

27.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Hehehe
Amazing work, as always dude :)

27.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happiest of Births!

26.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a cutie patootie!

26.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, @brieflyy33n.bsky.social decided to doodle me yesterday
To teach them a lesson, I decided to pin (literally) them up against the wall
I'll let them down
...eventually

26.02.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unfortunately for my opponents, I just found a discipline I can REALLY get into 🩡πŸ”₯ Β‘Nada como un buen calzΓ³n chino a medio enfrentamiento!

"Giving up yet or do I pull more?"

Amazing art by Mike Hiroki on twitter
#wedgie #sumo #wrestling

25.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have the cutest followers πŸ’•πŸ’•

25.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG
SILAS THIS ADORABLE
THANK YOUUUUUUUU

25.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adopt for sale!
Contact me on telegram or discord if interested! In bio

Β£40 PayPal only!

22.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GACK-?!

21.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I-!
That's-!
N-no you!

21.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen your art
The results seem pretty conclusive >w>

21.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd super appreciate it TwT

21.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Words to live by

21.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I thought dressing up punk could help me look more attractive...

I immediately got called out for being a poser and got punished for it ;~;

Something a lil self indulgent :P

21.02.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at that handsome mans

21.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope it stotally works!

21.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being drunk rn sounds FANTASTIC

19.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry that was mega preachy x~x

19.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit's fucked. But you're strong
Don't let the world win; you can beat it
And if it's hard to believe in yourself, believe in those who believe in you <3

19.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard, a lot of the times, it feels like you're alone
But I promise you're not
You will be missed

19.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single-t one uwu

19.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey
Those are your words
...and mine, yes

17.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0