Richie

Reading was a blast!

My daughter with cystic fibrosis has been poorly and (touch wood) seems to be coming out of the other side.

This was the beautiful moment yesterday when she got to meet the surgeon that saved her life when she was a baby.

Everything that isn’t watching Oasis live just feels pointless now.

Oasis, you were as brilliant as Edinburgh is beautiful.

Proper quality aren’t they?

Quality shirts from DHGate. Less than £40 for the lot. It wouldn’t surprise me if Levy was buying these and marking them up.

Well, a ticket for Oasis has landed in my lap and I’m off to Edinburgh on Saturday. Buzzing.

It’ll never be how it was again. This place is a little soft but Twitter is too mean spirited. It’s almost like the answer isn’t looking at our phones isn’t it?

Yeah it’s a bit soft but that’s better option over the hate cauldron of x.

And that’s no bad thing…

I had high hopes for this place but it’s died a death hasn’t it?

Spot the dog.

Can’t beat a Sunday dog walk.

I have to go to a Jehovahs Witness wedding tomorrow and it’s going to be as fun as when I had my prolapsed haemorrhoids fingered by a doctor.

Twelve.

Why can’t I save actual money like this?

My daughter has been showing me all the SpursOfficial stuff about Kudus on TikTok this morning. I’ve been trying to not hate young people’s social media and just accept I’m getting older but boy that was like having a seizure.

I’m a fan of autumn but I get your argument for sure.

Pros of summer:

• Holidays
• Festivals

Cons of summer:

• Hayfever
• Insects
• Sweating my cunt off
• Sleepless nights
• Chaffing
• No football
• Love Island
• Shirtless chavs
• My apprentice’s BO

In short, bring me Autumn and get this season in the bin.

You’re up @richeyrevol.bsky.social

Texting someone instead of using WhatsApp in 2025 is one thing but to do it with green text messages is all levels of foul.

Download, you were great.

Warra trophy

Just got started on by an Irish traveller in Tesco car park because I didn’t want to buy his tobacco if you were wondering exactly what I didn’t need after three lattes this morning.

Not much shocks me anymore and if it turned out Donald Trump turned out to be a rapist, nonce I’d still not be shocked.

In a matter of weeks I’ve gone from “Levy is never getting a penny from me again” to a renewed season ticket and constantly checking to see if this is back in stock yet.

😂😂😂

Better than humans mate.

Unconditionally, my best mate.

I did mine the day after the final. My decision hinged entirely on that.