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@themetaisreal.bsky.social

Hi there, I make robots. I'm working on the 'I don't talk much' part. 21+, please. Need a name? Call me Mikkelsen.

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Some li'l ideas being doodled...

08.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Words cannot describe how accurate this feels to me.

31.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ko-fi.com/bythelai36765 I try not to spam this too much. But I'm still not getting paid what I'm supposed to at work, and your support does make a difference! Thank you to anyone that has helped me out so far, it really does matter. I'm trying to find a better job/living situation.

01.10.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Said it once and saying it again, Happy Birthday and here's to a hopefully wonderful orbit 'round the sun once more. 🀍

19.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He'll hold yours whenever you want. 😊

17.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's full of fun juice that makes things happen! ☺️

16.10.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spades was never good at the subtlety part of things. Whenever he gets involved, stealth tends to go clean out the window.

Doesn't matter too much when you're built like he is, though.
Also watch out, seems he's got his optics on you.

🎨: @raptoral.hyper.wang

16.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever stare at something you're about to post and think 'yeah this is going to make a few people explode'?

I'm getting that feeling right now.

16.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He might be sizable and have strength to spare...But he's fluffy!

15.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun fact: I had a reaaaally old bird guy named Stryker. He's back now! Complete with a new shape and a new look. Quite proud of how the redux turned out!

🎨: @junesejar.bsky.social [Thank you so much for working with me on this!]

15.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So you're scared. You're confused. You're alone. Your brain didn't quite work right before and it still doesn't now. There are things trying to kill you. You don't know where you are. The world you knew is gone.

You're going to be doing everything you can to make sense of it, even if that's wrong.

15.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It also frustrates me that everyone overlooks that these neural scans are 1:1 neural scans. They copy over everything about the person. Their ups and their downs, especially. Someone that got scanned with a brain injury or a mental disorder will retain those quirks. It doesn't cure them.

15.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people like to say "Well Simon's an idiot so."

I wager: You just woke up in a place you don't know, your body is a reanimated corpse, and it isn't yours, you've been dead for a long time, everyone else is dead, and most things 'alive' are trying to kill you.

Stay calm and focused in that.

15.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Defeating the machine by creating more machines with really fat asses that I'm passionate about. ☺️

09.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's be honest, a pervert and an evil super-AI mingling is exactly how you start getting some wildly deviating shifts in chassis design.

And I'm ALL for it. 😈

09.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yaaaaaaay Perversions! I love Perversions! ☺️

09.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And I'll say with ever-bubbling enthusiasm that you are still very much on my bucketlist to get something from when circumstances and finances permit me to do so!

06.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely a delight when anything of yours pops up on the dash.

06.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do NOT let them play XBOX they will CORRUPT the game files and start CHEATING!!!!!!!!!

[and you'll wake up with one hell of a hangover]

05.10.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really funny because one of the times I watched it with other people and werewolves came up they were like "ugh they're probably just going to do a big hairy humanoid again."

When we got to the reveal they started hooting and hollering.

05.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LET'S HEAR IT FOR VAN HELSING [2004] EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

YEAH LET'S GO VAN HELSING [2004]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(We need more proper buff werewolf protagonists and antagonists in our everything.)

05.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The paranormal and the technological have mixed. The results, as anyone may be able to expect, are...Fascinating, to say the least.

Say hi to Zaitzev, coming soon to a reality-ending paradox near you. He's eager to make friends.

🎨: www.furaffinity.net/user/ilot/

05.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So on a scale of 1 to 10 how much does Gideon like making out with other dragons. Asking for a friend.

28.09.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need you to know I cannot come up with any other words for this besides 'This fucks extremely'.

[Seriously this is AWESOME.]

27.09.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BULLSEYE

27.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 558    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

...This is rewiring neurons I didn't even know I had.

23.09.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Personal opinion: Technology and the paranormal can, and should mix together in design.

Just think of all the wonderful, terrifying, interesting, and otherwise unusual things you could pull from something like that!

Don't know what I'm getting at?

Don't worry, you will. ☺️

18.09.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And for good measure, here's another silly little robot I adopted from @asciisuki.bsky.social w/ an additional artpiece by @maskofravens.bsky.social

22.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No reason still comes with a hell of a good view. 🀍

07.09.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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