Adria

I have no idea how we got shifted into this ridiculous timeline, but someone has to stop this.

I’m having a duvet day.

I wish I knew.

I have a banging headache and my uterus is screaming so it’s McDonald’s for lunch today. Don’t judge me.

Trump awarded inaugural Fifa peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington US president receives new Fifa honour as scrutiny grows over Infantino’s political alliances and Trump’s disputed record on global conflicts

Next up- the Olympic Committee awards Hitler posthumously.

“And there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas”- with this climate change you never know #totp

Feed the world, but only once a year #totp

This episode is a Christmas miracle #totp

Is he singing about my workplace? #totp

I’m too busy singing along to make comments #totp

George! #totp

Did he really have to come and ruin everything?! They should have known better! #totp

a man wearing glasses says hello in a gif Alt: a man wearing glasses says hello in a gif

#totp

…on a radiator?
#TOTP

This was worth waiting for #totp

a crab is surrounded by sparkles and the word shiny is on the bottom Alt: a crab is surrounded by sparkles and the word shiny is on the bottom

#totp

That poor raccoon! #totp

🎶 When two tribes go to war
The snooker’s such a fucking bore 🎶
#TOTP

#totp

Who needs their drink refreshed while we wait? #totp

Waiting for #TOTP like the dad who went out to the shop for cigarettes in 1985

I’m not following you back then. 🤣

Never.

Maybe 🤣

I hate snooker #totp

I will be fine, at least I’m not unemployed. ❤️

Well, I’ve been trying to tell you all for a long time!

It’s grim.

Believe me that logically I know all of this, but my brain doesn’t want to listen.