Michelle Bruton

I mean, she couldn't be doing any worse

If you're wondering what flag football in the Olympics is going to look like, AnnaSofia Dickens' firsthand account of playing on the top-ranked girls' flag team in the nation is a must-read

the cut to Michael Strahan, pure cinema

why am I getting emotional listening to Tucker Kraft give his postgame interview with Tonight, Tonight playing over the stadium PA

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

I can’t recall the last time I’ve seen THIS much extracurricular activity after the whistle (esp between interconference teams)

I love that before the game it was like, “everyone is so happy for this reunion and so filled with gratitude for what has been and what will be” and then between every whistle the players are trying to kill each other

the GPG chants audible on the broadcast are chef’s kiss

Ranking Aaron Rodgers' 10 Greatest Moments as a Green Bay Packer On Sunday Night Football in Week 8, Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh Steelers will host the Green Bay Packers. It will be the first time he has faced his former team since being traded to the New York...

ICYMI: for @bleachereport.bsky.social I looked back at Rodgers’ top 10 moments with the Packers (and surprised myself at how wistful I felt about it) bleacherreport.com/articles/252...

Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’ Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November

Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’

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Ranking Aaron Rodgers' 10 Greatest Moments as a Green Bay Packer On Sunday Night Football in Week 8, Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh Steelers will host the Green Bay Packers. It will be the first time Rodgers has faced his former team since he was traded to the Ne...

Initially, I wasn't sure if I was up to the task of ranking Aaron Rodgers' 10 greatest moments with the Packers for @bleachereport.bsky.social. The Love era has been so blessedly non-toxic; why dwell on the past? But it quickly turned into a "smile because it happened" situation tinyurl.com/44df963z

OMG! STUPENDOUS! MOMENTOUS! AMAZING! 🤩❤️

she doesn’t even go here!

LOL Zac Taylor is like Matt are you fucking serious

Matthew 🥇

I just did too! Why is the query letter harder to write than the damn novel

The @senators.bsky.social have a new dessert this season in their suites section: "Chocolate Puck: Dark chocolate mousse, raspberry coulis on a shortbread cookie."

Are the Senators...The Summer I Turned Pretty fans? 👀

#WarRavagedPortland

can’t wait to watch 82 games to see this team finish .500 🥰 #nhlbruins

Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Report: Dolphins Expected to Cut Tyreek Hill Ahead of 2026 Season After Knee Injury Per CBS's Jonathan Jones, the wide receiver may be on the outs in Florida.

“The Dolphins are gonna cut Tyreek Hill.”

“Finally! Because he punched a pregnant woman in the stomach, right?”

“No.”

“Well then surely because he broke his three-year-old son’s arm?”

“No…”

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at a certain point, if your line isn’t shoving pregnant women to the ground or ripping children from their beds you have to ask yourself if you have a line at all

Book cover of Leap Year: The Philadelphia Eagles' Ascent to Super Bowl Champions. By Zach Berman. Foreword by Brandon Graham. Cover design features a photo of Saquon Barkley leaping backwards over a defender while carrying the football.

TOMORROW: Meet @zberm.bsky.social and pick up a signed copy of Leap Year at Barnes & Noble Plymouth Meeting. Event starts at 1pm. More info: buff.ly/pXaUKZx

Harley Quinn Halloween costume just dropped

happy national black dog day to the light of my life ☀️

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