POND RULES:
No swimming, jumping or gallivanting.
Do not disturb the pond witch.
No fishing with dynamite.
Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS!
Taunt the crows at your own risk.
If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away.
Do not feed the weretrout.
Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger!
Theyβre not ducks. Run.
Have fun!
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
25.11.2025 01:24 β π 4907 π 855 π¬ 243 π 69
this just shows how the Western family unit has completely broken down because in Asia we all have uncles to fulfill this function in our lives
23.11.2025 11:21 β π 1098 π 175 π¬ 30 π 4
Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your deranged racist MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving dinner."
21.11.2025 23:04 β π 926 π 168 π¬ 9 π 8
I really appreciate this article, but one thing Iβll add:
ALL #MECFS and #LongCovid studies need to account for post-exertional malaise. Not just exercise trials.
Because ALL exertion can trigger PEM.
Iβm writing this while in PEM due to a poorly phrased questionnaire π«
21.11.2025 22:33 β π 35 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0
Damn, he beat me to it.
20.11.2025 12:34 β π 1610 π 121 π¬ 39 π 2
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that βwe need to rebuild trust in science,β because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
19.11.2025 21:48 β π 13983 π 3612 π¬ 232 π 157
Thereβs also been (at least for public institutions) a deliberate pivot away from the mission as we treat higher ed like a for-profit business. All these restructuring exercises based on ROI, closing key departments in the humanities, etc., are not mission-driven decisions.
19.11.2025 14:16 β π 99 π 10 π¬ 3 π 1
We are streaming from 900m
20.11.2025 12:35 β π 28 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
17.11.2025 22:11 β π 4878 π 1291 π¬ 49 π 101
ICE just hit Durham, community is activating, message me if u wanna help
18.11.2025 18:17 β π 384 π 188 π¬ 5 π 3
the last few days have been great π
18.11.2025 23:57 β π 91 π 9 π¬ 14 π 2
Saw this a couple months ago and fully endorse
19.11.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A lot of education discourse is at root an inability to decide whether the purpose of our education system is to 1) teach material and measure learning 2) reward students who work hard 3) separate the smart kids (destined for smart guy jobs) from the dumb kids (destined to serve the smart guys)
15.11.2025 17:51 β π 3087 π 608 π¬ 156 π 142
Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
14.11.2025 04:52 β π 8166 π 795 π¬ 262 π 55
Bar chart of water conflicts by year from 2010 to 2024 showing dramatic increases. Each year is also broken out in three categories: water as a trigger, casualty, and weapon. Water as a casualty is the largest type of water conflict, followed by water as a trigger of violence. Data from the Pacific Institute Water Conflict Chronology database.
Dramatic increase in conflicts over #water in 2024 compared to previous years.
pacinst.org/announcement...
14.11.2025 03:53 β π 121 π 49 π¬ 5 π 6
Can confirm. I am okay and more motivated than ever to speak up.
Nothing scares this administration more. Their power lies in our silence.
14.11.2025 02:37 β π 1106 π 311 π¬ 34 π 8
π¨BREAKING: While Americans were distracted by shutdown chaos, Trumpβs MAGA Senate just gutted food safety laws β after millions in donations from Big Food lobbyists.
Buried in the new funding bill is a hidden clause that blocks the FDA from enforcing critical food traceability rules.
13.11.2025 23:07 β π 36 π 24 π¬ 2 π 1
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
12.11.2025 22:23 β π 14350 π 3161 π¬ 70 π 102
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
13.11.2025 12:47 β π 9053 π 2072 π¬ 48 π 35
It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
13.11.2025 12:43 β π 3926 π 685 π¬ 16 π 4
Bluesky banning kenzidor for quoting Johnny cash is too surreal for me, I need to log off tonight I think
13.11.2025 01:41 β π 24 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0
Chuck Schumer is caving in on ACA extensions the right way.
by Ezra Klein
10.11.2025 00:40 β π 2112 π 254 π¬ 34 π 5
The real reason the right opposes higher education is that if kids leave home and are exposed to more varieties of music theyβll realize that country music sucks. (I am at Tractor Supply.)
09.11.2025 15:03 β π 607 π 38 π¬ 27 π 4
Apologies to anyone who thought they were flying out of Atlanta tonight.
09.11.2025 01:44 β π 53 π 19 π¬ 2 π 2
Husbands with Grindr profiles?
09.11.2025 00:50 β π 17997 π 2708 π¬ 1607 π 251
Cat and fireplace
Cat, bourbon, first fire of the season. Feeling very blessed (and Iβm an atheist).
09.11.2025 01:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
The simple, honest public health messaging we shouldβve seen everywhere from early on in the pandemic. Insteadβas with almost every other aspect of modern lifeβprofits & politics were put before people & their health. Protect yourself from #COVID to preserve your long term health.
08.11.2025 16:57 β π 73 π 37 π¬ 1 π 1
08.11.2025 12:46 β π 1186 π 445 π¬ 41 π 78
Startup idea: buy laptops, remove any hint of pre installed AI including the Copilot key thatβs on all Windows laptops, and resell them as organic free-range grass-fed computers
08.11.2025 15:04 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1
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