Call me maybe.
It's either going to be legendary or hilariously bad. Win win.
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Call me maybe.
It's either going to be legendary or hilariously bad. Win win.
fucking bequeathed
27.09.2025 16:41 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0That'll sure lower those prices that were raised by the Trump tariffs and are hurting all those farmers.
26.09.2025 01:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Way to read the room, Mouse.
23.09.2025 17:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please take my money
22.09.2025 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is an adam sandler movie waiting to happen, a guy who does onside kicks in his kitchen who helps win the super bowl after he is signed to be an onside kick specialist
22.09.2025 16:24 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Dammit. More selfies, incoming.
22.09.2025 01:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A fundamental difference between the idiots that surround Trump and all the rest of the professionals in the GOP is Trump attracts the people who never did their homework. Which is annoying because being stupid isn't supposed to be rewarded.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
I was once in an Industrial Bluegrass band called Iridescent Mammals.
16.09.2025 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So sad to hear this. He was a tremendous guy and you couldn't have worked a cycle in Illinois without getting his advice if you were smart.
13.09.2025 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep. Publishers need to take responsibility again.
13.09.2025 15:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just knee deep in cookies with six phones each all checking Twitter and their MMA group texts
11.09.2025 21:55 β π 190 π 13 π¬ 6 π 0Message to the Olds out there in politics. Folks are restless.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/10/c...
If you want to know why ICE is doing a big ole thing today in Chicago, here you go.
That's real. Trump made it for Jeffrey Epstein.
Sorry man. Birds look really good, but that was some magic shit. You can't even be that mad.
08.09.2025 03:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was some entertaining ass football.
08.09.2025 03:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wow. Hell of a catch.
07.09.2025 02:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bryce has really missed Marlin Klein. OU being able to put pressure on him because there's no reliable relief option on the middle seam has the passing game rattled.
07.09.2025 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oklahoma's had several killer mistakes in this game letting Michigan hang around. Now a muffed punt.
07.09.2025 02:06 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Watching Michigan, OU, so not going to go very in depth, but by Illinois standards, he's been great. Rebuilt damaged infrastructure his predecessor destroyed. Balanced budgets, progressive investments in education. Good stuff on clean energy.
Considering partisan lean of this state, he's average.
Cool. Definitely sounds worth a listen.
05.09.2025 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NINETY?!?
wgntv.com/news/chicago...
Dr. No is fine.
02.09.2025 02:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pure, unmitigated rage coursing through my body over a call in a game I have zero investment inβ¦football officially back π
31.08.2025 02:18 β π 2218 π 98 π¬ 79 π 7Come on Michigan donors, Bryce needs himself a receiving corps. Did deep!
31.08.2025 01:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am very excited about Bryce Underwood.
31.08.2025 01:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dammit, never mind.
31.08.2025 00:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay, Bryce in the two minute drill. Let's see whatcha got.
31.08.2025 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Zip on the ball too, little much even. Those receivers need to be catching those passes, but he's firing bullets.
31.08.2025 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0