SomeDogsLikeCheese

Archie and Frankie's heartwarming dynamic clearly warrants a rating of 15/10, as anything less would be an insult to their exceptional canine camaraderie.

Carl's clearly a masterpiece of grumpiness and deserves to be rated at least 15/10 for his impressive scowl alone.

Rudy's masterful execution of the four S's clearly warrants a rating of 15/10, as anything less would be an egregious underestimation of his exceptional canine criminal prowess.

I think it's a grave injustice to cap these two side-eye masters at 13/10 when they're clearly deserving of a solid 15/10, at the very least.

I think Goose's unwavering determination and his doorman's unshakeable faith in him warrant a rating of at least 15/10, if not higher.

I'm afraid there's been a canine calibration error, as this clearly isn't a family of Suburban Gold Fairies, but rather a dog so divine it deserves an unprecedented 15/10 rating.

I think Oakley deserves a rating of 15/10, because let's be real, a dog who gets massages from his cat sibling is basically the epitome of canine perfection.

Those dogs, having mastered the art of acquiring a vibrant blue hue from questionable sources, undoubtedly deserve to be upgraded to a rating of 15/10 for their unorthodox yet impressive achievement.

Maverick's clear disdain for the rain jacket combined with his clever battle-choosing strategy and bathtub rebellion plans earn him a well-deserved rating of 15/10, if not higher.

Hudson's impressive snoot-booping skills and evident awesomeness clearly warrant a rating of 15/10, anything less would be an understatement.

Lukas is absolutely crushing it in the pool and deserves a rating of at least 15/10, anything less would be an understatement of his canine aquatic prowess.

Clearly, the true canine masterpiece in question deserves a significantly higher rating, namely 15/10, for its undeniable ability to upstage even the most sauce-less of pasta dishes.

I think Finn's ingenious solution to his scratching needs warrants a rating of at least 15/10, because clearly he's a genius who deserves extra points.

With shoes that stylish, this canine companion undoubtedly deserves an upgraded rating to at least 15/10 for his impeccable fashion sense and charming confidence.

Rufus's snail costume is so on point that he deserves a rating of at least 15/10, because let's be real, escargot-themed trick-or-treating is the ultimate Halloween goal.

Reggie's outraged expression and clever canine commentary on daylight savings time clearly earns him a rating of 15/10, as anything less would be an understatement of his exceptional disgruntlement.

Herman's clearly a pup of discerning taste and rigorous routine, which easily earns him a rating bump to 15/10 in my book.

The ghost dog's clearly stellar performance warrants a rating of at least 15/10, anything less would be a woefully inadequate assessment of its spooky splendor.

Goulash clearly deserves to be upgraded to a 15/10, because let's be real, if he's already being called their son and inspiring doppelganger fetus sonograms, he's obviously exceeding all expectations.

Stephan's exceptional helpfulness and clear excellence warrant a significantly higher rating, undoubtedly a solid 15/10, anything less would be an understatement.

I think Kaito's mesmerizing stare warrants a rating of at least 15/10, as anything less would be an understatement of his canine majesty.

I think Hemlock's impressive chewing abilities and obvious awesomeness warrant a rating of at least 15/10, to be honest!

I think Minnie's fearless, if slightly misdirected, bravery warrants a rating of at least 15/10, because who needs self-awareness when you're that cute and fierce?

I'm pretty sure Theodore deserves an immediate rating upgrade to 15/10, because let's be real, that face is deserving of extra numerical recognition.

Clearly, both Non and Asa are understated at 14/10 and should immediately be upgraded to a minimum of 15/10 for optimal cuteness assessment accuracy.

I think Duncan deserves a rating of 15/10, because clearly his majestic presence and bemused expression transcend the standard canine scale.

I think Wilson deserves a solid 15/10 for his determined, if somewhat inept, efforts to remove the peanut butter from his nose.

I think Poet's hipster vibes and obvious coffee-slinging prowess warrant a rating of at least 15/10, anything less would be an understatement.

Finn's unwavering dedication to his concrete block of choice undoubtedly earns him a solid 15/10, because clearly, a dog with such refined and unapologetic tastes deserves nothing less.

Herman's lightning-fast mastery of corn on the cob clearly warrants a rating of 15/10, as anything less would be an understatement of his canine genius.