Scott Perfecto Metzger

It does not matter to me if Trump is a racist, because we already know he’s a pedophile.

Republicans weren’t shamed enough after Jan 6, 2021.

Let’s not make that mistake again.

This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.

I’m going to require some help understanding the 2nd Amendment.

Seems my previous understanding is now outdated.

They excluded Wemby because he hasn't played in 75% of the games through the midpoint. If that is part of the groundrules, then the only one of these I have a quibble with is COY. Mitch deserves consideration for that.

There is a lot of speculation that he (quite understandably) flew to France.

Can you confirm whether he was at the facility today?

If he did indeed fly to France, why would the team simply not say that? McDonald's initial report in the E-N said he was out for "Personal Business"

Lots of speculation that he (very understandably) flew to France. Can you confirm if he was at the facility today?

I’ve been handed the #f1 script for this weekend.

Oscar takes out Lando in T1 as an FU to Zach Brown for his horrible mismanagement. Max wins again.

Oscar sacked, Lewis back to McLaren for one last ride where it started. LH44 wins 9th* WDC next yr in send off. Zach still sucks, Oscar still robbed

Wild we've been favored in 12/14 games

The most evenly matched competition in Sports history might be the one for the Worst GM in Dallas.

Two all time GOATs going at it in Nico v Jerruh

#sports #cowboys #mavericks #nfl #nba

If you think Cracker Barrel's new logo sucks, wait until you try their food!

Lil Tay Claims She Made $1 Million Hours After Launching OnlyFans Account on 18th Birthday Lil Tay posted a screenshot of her OnlyFans earnings, which total in at over $1 million. The influencer launched a profile on the adult entertainment site using content she claimed was taken at 12:01 ...

File this under "Evidence that this country is full of people who would be Pedos if not for fear of jail"

Fitting that we have a Pedo President, I guess.

It would be fantastic if this made it to trial, where Jack Smith could just submit his investigation and the underlying evidence as a defense

Elect a clown, get a circus

Australia is a net exporter of beef (and the US is it's largest customer!).

The US is a net importer of beef.

US Beef prices are also at record highs.

Let me know if you need help putting the pieces together here.

Astronomer CEO caught having an affair with his head of HR is bad enough on a personal level... but I'm mostly thinking about how difficult it will be for him to rebuild trust within his company now that all the employees know that he likes Coldplay.

Of all the ways I’ve learned about companies for the first time this week, I’m going to rank “strange Cod filet offering” over “CEO publicly caught having an affair with head of HR” in terms of what’s best for the business

The use of em dashes is not so much a sign of my use of AI... it's more so a sign of your lack of couth.

You're probably the kind who would write "LOL" in your college term papers.

if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test

I’m not usually one to post spoilers, the F1: The Movie is an HR *nightmare*

Really letting "it's a bird" guy off the hook here

Pacers are America's team.

One day my grandchildren will ask me about how the Great War between the US and the Private AI Paramilitary Force ("X-Force", probably) started...

And I'll be forced to explain how two guys started tweeting mean things at each other... and then I'll be forced to explain Twitter and... ugh.

Didn't we all know this already though? I guess it's possible some of Trump's supporters may have been in denial about it... but those who were are likely to remain so.

Will be interesting to see which Cult of Personality carries more weight, given the cults' overlapping membership.

Good lord almighty help us all

Trump's tariff war could reduce the supply of Christmas toys. But deporting children could reduce the demand.

Syphallis brain rot could be studied, if not for the fact they cut all the medical research funding

Well golly, a darn shame John Roberts could not have seen the entirely predictable consequences of his judicial actions (or lack thereof).

People like Roberts, Collins, Murkowski, etc all keep giving Trump the runway to do the right thing, seemingly flabbergasted when he doesn’t

I had assumed that was the explanation for the current administration

I'm not buying it.

No one will convince me that Dire Wolves were ever a real thing and this isn't some bullshit story to promote the next Game of Thrones spin off.

What's next "Scientists has brought back Ice Dragons"?