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Machias

@machias.bsky.social

Just a guy with a husband. Rather twisted in an eccentric way. Rural guy at heart. There’s more, oh so much more. Just ask. Reconnaissance under the same username.

74 Followers  |  94 Following  |  86 Posts  |  Joined: 20.08.2023
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You look great either way. Blade or electric?

05.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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PBR.

05.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very enjoyable!

04.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I was told I have a Minnesota accent

04.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Frankly, I don't think I'm gay enough to enjoy "Starfleet Academy", and trust me, I'm way gay

23.01.2026 04:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like the naming of some of these prescription meds involves a dropped Scrabble game

15.01.2026 03:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was voted “least likely to keep a secret”, class of 2096

12.01.2026 23:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

24.12.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An older man stands in front of the camera with shaving cream on his face. He's looking at the camera and has a rune on a chain hanging around his neck.

An older man stands in front of the camera with shaving cream on his face. He's looking at the camera and has a rune on a chain hanging around his neck.

Ho ho ho

23.12.2025 23:34 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

“I tend to better relate to men who remember shopping before scanning, or at least have a curiosity about those times”

An actual quote of mine.

17.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Camp Mischief, of course. ;)

17.12.2025 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I officially have my first weekend of next September all planned out. ;)

16.12.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have decided that at the next party I attend I shall throw a crystal glass against a fireplace and scream “Please!”

13.12.2025 07:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my god yes.

13.12.2025 07:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When in a gay bar in a new city where we know no one around us, my husband I play “blade or electric”, trying to guess how non bearded men shave.

We have about a 90% accuracy rate, based on the rare occasion I’ve asked for confirmation.

The sideburns give it away.

13.12.2025 07:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As this season of merriment and thanks progresses, I am thankful for the return of the mustache.

12.12.2025 19:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I appreciate this sign, though I don’t use “lad” lightly.

10.12.2025 19:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would really enjoy watching Justin Hartley shave while standing in a bathroom in his underwear

03.12.2025 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sitting at our local Culver’s always makes me want to get out on the Plains and go storm chasing

01.12.2025 00:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are very kind.

01.12.2025 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No one told me to stop, drop, and selfie. I just did it.

01.12.2025 00:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Over 40 drop a selfie

30.11.2025 03:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just finished “Boots” on Netflix. I’m hoping it’s renewed for season two. My favorite show in years. It hits pretty hard, the timeframe, the years before DADT, all of it.

29.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I also miss classic barbershops with big windows and names like "Al's Barber Shop".

28.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss the days of regular trips to the barbershop

28.11.2025 15:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I totally get where you’re coming from, but even as a loner, as a member of BLUF, you’d have some folks to hang out with if you decide to go to a function.

Plus, you look really good in your BLIF gear.

28.11.2025 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵

- The Human League
- Erasure
- Cher
- Toto
- Basia

28.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s wild to me that Thanksgiving dinner has become such a combat sport for so many families in the U.S.

Save the hostilities for grabbing the remaining flat screen at the Walmart tomorrow morning

27.11.2025 15:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Out for a Thanksgiving morning walk.

27.11.2025 15:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You should see what happens when he uses a straight razor!

15.11.2025 05:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0