Adrian Brown

I was at a giant jumping castle place and on the intercom: “Café orders 6 and 7 are ready.”

Every single kid in that place did it 💀

I’ve not heard of that esoteric language? Like only proverbs can invoke functions and only Buddhist riddles can write to memory making the question itself the program?

This morning my son told me “Daaaad, did you know that there’s such thing as talking dogs. It’s true.”

Kids been watching too much scooby doo.

Looks like you’re calling an election

Hiiiiiiiiiii 👋

I sure do hope so

The world would be so much kinder if we started making mix tapes for one another again

I’d be nuclear

I found Wicked to be a really bizarre movie even at a meta level. You know the wicked witch was unambiguously a puppy killer? It’s wild people glamourised her.

Yep. I changed it a while ago to take my birth year out. Also space is cool and stars are pretty. I didn’t overthink it

Best I can do. It's not associated with my email or password anymore. Not really sure how that qualified as a valid session after a year of being deleted.

Maybe I should contact support. I'm sure it's just an "honest" mistake. 🙄

Full screenshot. You'll see it seems to still have traces of my original account lingering.

I'm concerned. I deleted my Twitter account ages ago. I have been logged out for months. Today I visited a link which took me to Twitter and I was surprised to see I was logged back in with a valid session and fake follows.

"tWiTtEr HaS fAkE uSeRs AnD iT iNfLaTeD iTs VaLuE"

What a fucking joke.

Jimmy

throw_unless() is my jam

@yeah() @nah() @yeah()

I’ll be there in spirit 💟

We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.

Quiet, you plundering fool! You'll curse us all!

Wait? What? Pee tape?

a boy in a beanie says ain t much better in here kid ALT: a boy in a beanie says ain t much better in here kid

It ain’t much better in here kid. We have some sort of temu trump

He forgot to attach a pic of Luigi

Chips
Chips
Chips

Ok, Uncle Iroh

He should probably get that checked out

But that’s how he flies