New Adventures of M H🎬WK

First ever half marathon went amazing! Finished well below my goal time and had so much fun. 🏃‍♂️

Sweethearts Nite was well worth the wait with this one. ❤️💜

Thank you!!

Happy Sweethearts Nite! Get you a man who will dress up as the characters from your favorite underrated Disney film. 💖

a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! '' ALT: a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''

I think it’s high time for a rewatch of The Good Place.

The Rescuers Down Under poster goes surprisingly hard…which is fitting for a film that also surprisingly goes hard.

What a mood 😂😂

a little girl is laying on an office chair ALT: a little girl is laying on an office chair

I have scrolled through all the social media apps today. Read every single one. Still bored at work.

The amount of rep screenings of David Lynch films that are popping up and selling out shows that we should just constantly be screening Lynch’s filmography in theaters.

Putting away the Matthew Straight-sona because football season is over for people with taste.

The most boring and least enjoyable Super Bowl option, how wonderful.

Just so goddamn tired of the Chiefs and also being a fan of a team that gets so close to winning it all and can’t. Sigh.

We’re really gonna be watching the Chiefs and Eagles play for the Lombardi Trophy in two weeks….

I do love that it held onto, and celebrated, that Disney-MGM Studios vibe.

That is something I will truly miss about Mama Melrose’s

I’m in denial over the idea that I’m not ever going to see Muppet Vision 3D again yall.

I did a practice half marathon tonight and it went way better than I could have anticipated and I would like to thank Selena Gomez and her discography.

Freaking HATE it, it wipes you out so much.

It feels discombobulating trying to focus on my job and wade through all the Oscar nominations/discourse this morning at the same time.

And Taylor had to drop a cardigan for me to buy too!

Happy Day Before Thanksgiving!

Your email finds me well. I have spent the first hour of the workday watching Rory and Jess edits set to Taylor Swift songs.

Best,
Matthew

I'm begging you to not bring this shit here. We did it there, and it sucked. You can be on the "happy" or "unaffected" side of controversial theme park changes, but "who cares it's just a ride," "it's not that serious," "it's uncool to have this matter to you" is lawful evil and 0% additive. #dissky

Ignore my dirty mirror, but my ATWTMVTVFTV pullover came in and I think it’s my favorite piece of Taylor merch I own now.

I hear that pink goes good with green. 🩷💚

Happy Wicked Day to all who celebrate! To commemorate the occasion let me remind everyone of the time that I pulled a muscle in my leg once when I saw “As Long As You’re Mine” due to clenching it thanks to the bisexual panic running through my body.

RIP the last in park mention of Fountain of Nations. 😭😭

If you don’t aggressively bite the ears off the Mickey gingerbread you’re doing it wrong. @mhawk9955.bsky.social

Me after finishing Gilmore Girls for the first time and immediately wanting to dive into A Year in the Life.

Feeling refreshed and thankful for this weekend (albeit very tired after all the activities). Here’s hoping the week ahead doesn’t throw that energy all away. 🤞

‘tis the damn season or whatever Taylor Swift said.