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It baaaaack.

"Just like a toppled confederate general forced back onto a public square, the Donald Trump Jeffrey Epstein statue has risen from the rubble to stand gloriously on the National Mall once again," the group Secret Handshake tells @huffpost.com.

hi (from a fascist state)

Inshallah it will happen

did it happen yet

I dare every man to get a full STI panel done. bet you’re too pussy to do it 😂😮‍💨

A mifepristone pill sits above bold text reading "RFK Jr. is not a medical professional. Mifepristone is safe. And it's still available." National Network of Abortion Funds logo at the bottom.

🧵The man said it himself before the House and the Senate, “I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice, from me.” Mifepristone was approved by the FDA 25 years ago.

question for all the men: do you know at least 10 women (not family or coworkers) who feel safe around you?

land of the free, where you have to pay for fucking basic needs

I think the Hawk Tuah girl is going to replace Elon Musk by the end of the year.

daddy issues not in the slutty way but in the ‘I’ve never respected a man before’ way

sorry but if you’re a rando account with Che Guevara as your profile pic, I’m gonna assume you’re a fed

I’ll be live streaming myself beating the ever loving fuck out of the White House Press secretary, maybe in a funny wig! Donations will go to charity.

If Canada wins the war can I seek refuge there or nah

Majority of Americans Say They Oppose Donald Trump’s Threatened Tariff War Against Canada Nearly two-thirds of Americans oppose Donald Trump's threats to launch an unprovoked trade war against Canada, new US poll finds

Majority of Americans say they oppose Donald Trump’s threatened tariff war against Canada

Nearly two-thirds of Americans oppose Donald Trump’s threats to launch an unprovoked trade war against Canada, new US poll finds

"I don't think there are any plans to invade Canada."

Who had this on their bingo card for 2025? Trump's national security adviser having to go on Meet The Press to deny talk of a war with Canada. FFS.

Louisiana coerced unhoused people into an unheated warehouse – and paid $17.5m for it Dozens of New Orleanians were bused to a site with insufficient heating and blankets days before the city is to host the Super Bowl

In preparation for today’s Super Bowl in New Orleans, state police forced over 100 homeless men and women onto buses under threat of arrest, dumping them in an unheated warehouse. Tents destroyed, belongings lost. Press are barred from the warehouse.

The price tag for this cruelty? $17.5 million

Canada is preparing for war with the U.S and it appears we are not seeing the same news as Canadians.

nothing like planning your inevitable escape from the U.S. at the Cheesecake Factory

just saw a grey haired man ride his skateboard from petsmart to his car in the parking lot. this is Portland

girl dog chose to say hi to me over a man calling her over. it’s a good day for female supremacy, ladies

This is a sanctuary city. PPB is not supposed to be helping or working with ICE. Just last week our new mayor said that PPB would not be cooperating with ICE. But anyone familiar with local immigration and deportation is very aware that this happens much more frequently than is reported in our city.

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

hock up the money then baby daddy, the fuck

It is quite nice finding people I used to follow on Twitter on here.

when is the ACLU gonna stop white straight men and not prey on queer women to bully them into funding their own liberation 🧐

Truly pathetic how so many university administrators seem utterly Incapable of taking a stand against the authoritarian regime that threatens their students.

ICE spotted in PDX / La Migra en Portland #ice #pdx

"how are you even surprised"

my apologies for describing the news without clarifying in each statement if an event was foretold or came to me as a shock.

Something can still be upsetting without being a surprise, and there's no path to a better future without demanding change from the present.

The ascent of the broligarchs.

This photo, with the most powerful techbros in the world seated in front of actual cabinet nominees, says everything really