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@stochasticooze.bsky.social

Atheist Jew and alleged commie. Video game enthusiast. Renowned curmudgeon and picker of nits. He / him / "hey ugly".

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Remember when they made that mobile Tom Clancy game where you fought "Umbra"

A terrorist organization that used the Black Lives Matter symbol

08.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't

Dude was already a millionaire

If you're poor and struggling to make ends meet or middle-class and have a giant medical expense or something I would be understanding

This is just simple greed

08.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course, this is slightly different because it's a translation, and it may very well be that the second version is more accurate to the original Japanese. But it just doesn't *feel* correct to me personally.

08.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It isn't very different, but it's enough to bother me. I think it's in part because it's so iconic. It's like if you found a copy of Hamlet where he says, "I believe my mother protests just a bit too much." The meaning is essentially unchanged from the original, but it's not the phrase we all know.

08.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also I don't know how widespread this is but I definitely like NieR's original translation to the one in the v1.1etc rerelease

Though part of that is that there's a few lines that have opposite meanings from one version to the other and I don't know which is actually correct

08.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People definitely feel this way about Chrono Trigger, at least parts of it. The DS translation reads better for the most part, but them changing the game over screen from "...But The Future Refused To Change" REALLY bugged me. I can't even remember what they changed it to, just that it annoyed me!

08.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm kind of unclear if Grandma Silk is actually evil or is herself a victim

If you get the Weaver Queen ending, Hornet absorbs her power & becomes her successor, and it sure doesn't seem to be by choice

Although it could be that Hornet's simply unable to control that power, being only half Weaver

08.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man that kid is in for a rough childhood

08.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marvel should sue him over that not-quite-Punisher skull

08.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So does anybody have a copy of the Furi trailer? The creators deleted the original and I can't find a reupload.

08.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This makes me think Kash is a loser far more than anything he's said or done

And that's saying something

08.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's such a fucking coward

08.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's fair.

08.10.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean that's not super different from how they behave the other 363 days of the year

How many segments on the Today show or the CBS Evening News are just thinly veiled advertisements

08.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit, i forgot that he's part of that. My bad.

08.10.2025 09:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Golden Axe Beast Rider

08.10.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's wishing his best friend Vic van Lier were still alive to enjoy this game with him

08.10.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That MLK Jr quote about white moderates being more of an obstruction to progress than the honest racists really has a new life these days

08.10.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DS2 gets a bad rap IMHO

It definitely has its problems but it's still a great game

Also, humorously (to me) the quest you have to do to unlock Silksong's final boss is extremely similar to something you do to fight an endgame boss in DS2

08.10.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also if you don't already have it, there's a blue tool that temporarily stops the maggots from attaching to you that can help somewhat in this fight

08.10.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe I killed him mostly by using poisoned tools

I do agree that far too many boss fights in the game summon adds, some of them infinitely, and it can be quite frustrating

He's not a required boss fight though so if you're really stuck I'd just go elsewhere

08.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of Hornet, raising her guard at the presence of a monster. Behind her is a frightened bug named Sherma. A reimagining of the prelude before the Whiteward Monster Arena, happening during Sherma's rescue.
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Silksong: (c) Team Cherry
Artwork: Me

Do not reupload, use for machine training or copy.

Illustration of Hornet, raising her guard at the presence of a monster. Behind her is a frightened bug named Sherma. A reimagining of the prelude before the Whiteward Monster Arena, happening during Sherma's rescue. --- Silksong: (c) Team Cherry Artwork: Me Do not reupload, use for machine training or copy.

PoV: You're an unfortunate silk abomination in whatever asylum a 'holy' facility's hiding.

Also new Watermark.

#silksong #fanart #hornet #sherma

06.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In all seriousness I don't get why they're even doing some of this shit unless it's to funnel the unused money into ICE / their pockets

08.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

look at that fuckin shit-eating grin

08.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that was The Joker at first

08.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took me like five hours of attempts

plus leaving twice to go farm for shell shards

08.10.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only people who find Mamdani's statement "disgraceful" are the ones who view Palestinians as less human than Israelis.

Like y'all apparently

07.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't help that the voice acting is awful

The protagonist's is the best but that's a low bar

Some of them sound like they just got random workers around the U.S. office to do the lines for them

07.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shooting a ghost will NEVER kill it the first time even at max power and they usually respond by sprinting toward you

Sometimes you can instantly break their grasp without damage and other times they'll take off half your HP

I thought maybe mashing a button got them off but it seems to be random

07.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like my reaction to a ghost showing up isn't "oh shit" it's "again??"

I think that's in part because the game kinda feels like it's cheating

Ghosts fade in and out of view, sometimes teleporting behind you

You're almost always in a narrow space with no room to maneuver

07.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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