Creighton ⚒️

Never make me see this again lmao

Newsom moderates:

Hitting that shot with no sweeping 🤯

This feels like one of your posts that you'll be screenshotting for us in a year or two

#InternationalWomensDay
@robdelaney.bsky.social

@realDonaldTrump Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY! President DJT

The leader of the party of "any minor inconvenience to me is violence and I should be allowed to use lethal force to make it stop" suddenly has some nuanced views on collectivism and personal sacrifice

Morality aside, how do you not immediately recognize what the right side of history is going to be here and act accordingly for your own best interest? The war is already incredibly unpopular! Is AIPAC cash really worth sabotaging your own credibility and ambition? IDK man what a chickenshit party

Doesn't even make the top-25 in difficult conversations lol it's like explaining that they need to buckle seatbelts in the car

Skill issue. I explained that some kids had two moms or two dads to my first graders and they were just like "oh, cool" because I wasn't a fuckin' dweeb about it

Just did a quadruple take

Happy International Women's Day, give yourself a treat and steal a troop's parking spot today if you're out and about

Pickup owners realizing the giant flag in the bed of the truck is causing too much drag and they can't afford to keep flying it

we bag on the boomers a lot, but they dealt with their mid-life crisis in a good and normal way (buying a red sports car and having an affair with their secretary) whereas Gen X is all "maybe this next genocide will finally make them bring back the square spongebread cafeteria pizza"

Getting my cracks in about breaking my hip now while it's still abstract to me as a concept

Man.... I don't love where this is headed. Our dogshit media REALLY shouldn't have let Joe Biden get away with claiming Hamas blew up Al Ahli Arab hospital.

That literally is the job???? Am I having a stroke?

Do we do this every day?

Ibanez is management, this is a working class Flores household 🫡

mr trump you are even dumber than johnny rico was when he chose the treacherous carmen ibanez over the radiant dizzy flores

Mrs Met and me on a Date

1000x better than ChatGPT

Whoever drew this- I love you and this is exactly what I had in mind, thank you

A delightful site!
youraislopbores.me

Video games used to have only captions when the characters talked, which means video games used to be reading. Now video games are TV

Uh oh Kim Mulkey better sleep with one eye open

Sorry I know a lot of people join the military for better reasons than "wanted to murder schoolgirls at the behest of a pedophile" but if you die in this pointless war I don't have to pretend you were heroic this time around

I'm putting my life savings into coffin stocks

Trying to impress people with my prediction that the super bowl would fall on a sunday

We're like 3 months away from buying gas out of a trash can from a guy who can't read. The gang is getting the last laugh on this one.